Kagura quotes from Gin Tama

Gintoki

[being held by the arm] What the hell are you doing, Shinpachi?! Let go!

Shinpachi

[being held by the arm by the amanto] No way, I’m not going to be taken in by myself!

Gintoki

Aren’t you supposed to say something like, ‘Don’t worry about me, just go’?!

Kagura

[being held by the arm by Gintoki] Don’t worry about me, just go to hell!

Gintoki

I’m taking you with me!

Katsura

What’ll we do, boss?

Gintoki

Who are you calling ‘boss’?! You’re the worst of them all!

Kagura

Zura, if the boss won’t do it, leave it to me! Be they bad guys or bystanders, I’ll take them out on your orders!

Gintoki

Shut up you! What’s with that TV drama attitude?!

Kagura

Gin-chan, I was playing with this [the bomb] and pressed the switch.

Gintoki

This is a nightmare.

Katsura

It must be.

Gintoki

Didn’t you say you were good with machines?

Shinpachi

N-no way! This is all your fault, Kagura-chan, so you should do something about this!

Kagura

S-someone said that naturally wavy hair could stop a bomb!

Gintoki

B-bet you could do it, Shinpachi!

Shinpachi

I-it’s too bad, but no!

Kagura

O-over and over!

Gintoki

R-ready for launch!

Shinpachi

H-hot potato!

Kagura

O-oh no! You better take it!

Gintoki

T-thanks, but you’re the bomber!

Shinpachi

R-right back at ya!

Kagura

A-adrian!

Gintoki

Hey, who the hell is Adrian?! I mean, it’s not an uncommon name, but…huh? Ah! There’re only 10 seconds left!

Class 3-Z, Ginpachi-sensei!

Gintoki

Stand. Bow. Take your seats. Well then, open your Gintama volume 1 books. Today, I’d like to address the meaning of Gintama. Anyone know what Gintama means?

Kagura

[wearing glasses] Me! But Katsura’s hair is in the way, and I can’t see the blackboard.

Okita

Sensei? Kagura, the A student, is eating her lunch early and holding up her wiener like a trophy.

Kagura

I’m not eating early. In my country, we always ate hot dogs during class.

Gintoki

Then go home. All right then, back to work.

Did you think you’d get off if you just kept denying it? There’s no way.

Shinpachi

Shut up, you useless piece of crap! We explained it all to you idiot, so just shut the hell up and let us outta here! We’ve gotta go somewhere!!

Kagura

Violent four-eyes.

Gintoki

Come on, quit acting like that.

Shinpachi

[outside the police office] I got us off.

Gintoki

Or rather, you threatened them until they let us go.

Kagura

Well, it’s not that unusual for someone who’s normally timid to go crazy under pressure.

Gintoki

Well whatever. I’m going to take a piss over here.

Kagura

And I’m gonna take a puke.

Shinpachi

Hey, we’re on TV here! Stop it! Come on, they’ll never leave us alone if we deface their station. I’m going home. Come right back, you stupid idiots!

Gintoki

Oh come on. We can’t have a comedic anime without the straight man. All right then, I’ll have to fill in for him…hey, are you really puking?!

Did you think you could get away with a hostage?

Kagura

[without much emotion] Ooooh no! He’s got me! I’m so scared!

Otsuu

Everyone! Well, I’d like to thank you for coming to my performanceveryone!

Performanceveryone!

Otsuu

So, don’t mind me. Just have fun, everyonecromancer!

Necromancer!

Otsuu

And now, for my first number, I’d like to sing ‘Your father is a chome-chome’! So listen and enjoy, would youlterior motive?

Ulterior motive!

Kagura

And so, I’ve come to report to you.

Gintoki

Hey, what happened to your accent?

Shinpachi

Kagura-chan!

Kagura

This is the fourth time I’ve rescued you this month.

Shinpachi

[voiceover] The Land of the Samurai. It’s been a quite a while since our country has been called that. Twenty years ago, a race called the amantos…

Gintoki

[voiceover] Gosh, enough with that stupid introduction.

Kagura

[voiceover] Just stop it.

Shinpachi

But there might be people who are just coming in…

Gintoki

It’s ok. They wouldn’t get it, even with your explanation. Just let them pick it up as they go along.

Kagura

Yeah, if they want to learn it, they’ll lick it up.

Shinpachi

Why the hell would they lick it?

Shinpachi

He’s [Hasegawa] a real big shot…

Kagura

What’s that? Big dong?

Gintoki

Yeah. He’s a huge dong.

Shinpachi

No, that’s not it exactly…but Kagura-chan, it’s not good for a girl to say that kind of thing…[whispering] What could a big shot from the Shogunate possibly want with us?

Gintoki

[loudly to Hasegawa in the front seat] So what do you want with us, my man?

Gintoki

Come on…I swear, I’ll kick you to next week, bald patch!

Kagura

Soul patch!

Fine! I’m fine with being a bald patch and a soul patch, but please!