Shinpachi quotes from Gin Tama

Shinpachi

No, they won’t! No matter how much calcium you get, you’ll still have broken bones after being hit by a car!

Gintoki

I got hit too, but I’m still kicking! It’s all thanks to my daily intake of this miracle elixir.

Shinpachi

You only drink strawberry milk! Don’t act like some tough guy!

Gintoki

What’s that? I drink milk coffee too.

Kagura

[eating] It’s got about 100 calories per serving, low salt content, and all the omega fatty acids you could want. Milk’s great.

Shinpachi

That’s my food!

Gintoki

Drink the strawberry milk. Strawberry milk.

Shinpachi

Oh gross. Sickly sweet!

Gintoki

What was that?! Gintoki has breath like a field of flowers.

Shinpachi

Uwah! Shinpachi takes 99 points of damage!

Shinpachi

Come on, you’re an adult. Act the part. It’s getting more and more uncomfortable staying here.

Gintoki

Well, a man is always on a journey to find his niche in life.

Shinpachi

Don’t act like you’re some kind of philosopher!

Kagura

Pops, yo! Mom, yo! Hey, hey, ho! I'm looking for a My House and i found a manhole! Can't stand up anymore, I'm tired from my adventure...Where's my house?

Shinpachi

Don’t rap it either! What are you singing about anyway?!

Gintoki

Goodness. There’s so many wannabes these days…It’s all because of calcium deficiency.

Kagura

It looks like we’re not welcome here! It’s like that fall in middle school when Hamaru-kun, who didn’t get mad even if called pimple face or crater boy, went on a rampage when I spoke to him and threw his chair at me!

Shinpachi

Who the hell is Hamaru-kun?

Shinpachi

What’s with the sukonbu?

Kagura

When I hear a sad story, my treats are the refuge of my soul…

Gintoki

It isn’t money or possessions that matter in this life, it’s love!

Kagura

So this is the state of the youth of today, is it?

Shinpachi

Huh? Why are you lecturing me like I’m a spoiled brat?

[looking at Shinpachi’s outstretched hand] Hmm, you want one of three things. 1: for me to read your palm, 2: to hold your hand, 3: payment for your services. Now, which one is it?

Shinpachi

Money, you old bag! Money!

Gintoki

I’m sorry, but our bond was forged on the promise of remuneration.

Shinpachi

I’m going to have to take this Jump back. I still want to know what happens on the tenth page.

Gintoki

Looks like we’re going full speed ahead on the hairpin investigation.

Shinpachi

What??

Gintoki

Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?

Kagura

Strawberry milk!

Shinpachi

Is that right... Huh?

STRAWBERRY MILK! STRAWBERRY MILK!

Kagura

[letting Sadaharu smell the hairpin] When you find her, you can chew this up all you like, Sadaharu!

Shinpachi

It doesn’t work like that! Chew it up? And how will he find her?

Kagura

By smell.

Shinpachi

It’s been 50 years! There’s no smell left.

Kagura

You never know. Maybe she has terrible BO or something…

Shinpachi

BO? Don’t crush a young man’s conception of the female body, Miss Sukonbu!

Gintoki

Don’t worry, Shinpachi-kun. Real babes smell good, no matter how sweaty they get. But I suppose some might smell, in spite of being hot…

Shinpachi

Crazy man.

Gintoki

Oh well, rather than the perfect woman, I think I’d rather choose someone who really loves me, or some sappy B.S…

Shinpachi

Hey, I think you hit something back there!

Kagura

I’m sure it was nothing.

Gintoki

Compared to our endeavor, the lives of others mean little.

Shinpachi

That was a person! A person! A person!

Gintoki

No, it wasn’t.

Kagura

If anything, it was a mushroom or maybe a toadstool.

Otose

You people make me sick.

Shinpachi

S-s-s-s-orry! I didn’t mean to interrupt your pleasurable night time encounter! Please, enjoy the concealment of the darkness to its fullest!

Gintoki

Oi.

Kagura

Ignorant mortals. Tremble before my power! Uwahahahaha!

Shinpachi

Are you sleepwalking? What kind of dream are you having? A shot glass and a cat?!

Kagura

Men’s lives are so puny…

Gintoki

Oi.

Shinpachi

[to Kagura] Where did this menacing tone come from?

Gintoki

I can’t be bothered doing this. Let’s just buy some ham and pass it off as her.

Shinpachi

Who’re you trying to fool?! How long do you intend to use the ham joke?!

Shinpachi

This is no good. I’m so dizzy, I can’t walk.

Kagura

I’ve been in the sun so long, I’m getting light headed. Piggyback!

Gintoki

What are you two brats whining about? Who do you think is the most tired?! It’s with-a-two-day-hangover, with-body-beat-up, he-did-his-best Gin-san!

Shinpachi

But I’m really dizzy you know.

Kagura

Yeah, I’m so light headed!

Gintoki

Whatever, I’m going home. [starts walking away, then stops] Cut the crap already! I’ll give you a piggyback or whatever! [Kagura and Shinpachi run to Gintoki] What the hell, you’re just bursting with energy…