Shinpachi quotes from Gin Tama

Ayame

You have quite a bit of potential.

Shinpachi

What kind of training is this? What kind of potential does he have?

Ayame

He could be an S&M queen.

Shinpachi

He’s a guy, isn’t he? Anyway, there are more pressing issues at hand!

Kagura

Oh, you’re taking it pretty well. I’ll have to reward you later.

Shinpachi

Just untie me!

Kagura

How are we going to sneak in?

Gintoki

We’re not going to sneak in, we’re gonna bust in. To bust in means to go in from the front, guns blazing.

Shinpachi

Gin-san!

Gintoki

Sorry, Excuse me! [kicks the gate in]

Kagura

Bunta! Are you trying to be like Bunta?!

Shinpachi

[putting his hand near a food dish] It’s still warm. There were people here a minute ago.

Gintoki

That’s true it’s nice and warm. [Camera pans to Gintoki and Kagura eating the food]

Kagura

Is this meat really meat? It’s so tender!

Shinpachi

Oi, why are you eating?

Gintoki

Well, it’s not good to waste food, is it?

Kagura

And there’ll be fewer leftovers!

Shinpachi

Elizabeth-san! Why are you here?

Gintoki

So then Zura’s here too.

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura.

Gintoki

Ah, no good. I’m bad with technical things.

Katsura

What do you think after reading that, Gintoki?

Gintoki

I really have no idea.

Katsura

Then I’ll tell you. They intend to destroy Edo!

Eh??

Katsura

They’re going to enjoy Edo?

Shinpachi

Destroy it, you dummy!

Katsura

Hey Gintoki! Where are you going? It’ll be dangerous if you guys go alone!

Gintoki

Still, we have to go! See you, Zura!

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura!

[riding on Sadaharu with Kagura] Um, if I may?

Gintoki

[riding on his motor scooter] What? If you’ve got something to say, say it now!

Shinpachi

[riding behind Gintoki] That’s right! Time is of the essence!

Then I’ll say it. We missed our turn.

Gintoki

This is no good. I need my fix, man.

Shinpachi

Hey, hey! How dare you make me your scapegoat, you bastard! My life is ruined because of you!

Gintoki

What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That’s all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.

Shinpachi

Shut up! I ran from the police!

Shinpachi

Stop! It’s that guy’s fault that this is…Ah! Wait you!

Gintoki

[riding away on his motor scooter] Sorry, but I’m gonna watch a TV drama rerun at 4.

Shinpachi

Damn that sister of mine! She’s always talking about our father, but what did that baldy ever do for us?! He just played Othello with us from time to time!

Gintoki

Your Dad was bald?

Shinpachi

Well, only in the sense of his personality. Hey you’re still here? [Gintoki is frosting a cake] What the hell are you doing, cooking at a time like this?!

Gintoki

Well, I can’t go long without sweets, you see.

Shinpachi

Then make something simpler!

Shinpachi

I want to live more elegantly.

Gintoki

That’s nice, but I just can’t see you being elegant.

Shinpachi

She’s going to launch soon. Can’t this thing go any faster?

Gintoki

Well you see, safety first. And it would hurt to fall.

Shinpachi

Is this the time for that?? My sister’s going to be in high-leg shabu-shabu hell!

[in patrol car behind them] Hey you with no helmet: stop right there!

Gintoki

What are you talking about? Do I really need a helmet in this day and age?

[coming up beside Gintoki] Ok, but it’ll really hurt if you fall, you see. I’m worried about you.

Gintoki

It’s all right. I’ve got a hard head.

What’s that? That kind of attitude when I’m tryin’ to help you?! I’ll really hurt! A lot!

Gintoki

Shut up, I’m telling you, I have a hard head! [rams into the police car and head buts the policeman]

Ah, I’ve got a nosebleed!

Gintoki

I’ll take care of them, so you guys find a lifeboat and get out of here.

Shinpachi

What about you?

Gintoki

You just think about protecting your sister. I’ll protect who I want to protect.

Gintoki

Shinji, Go!

Shinpachi

It’s Shinpachi, dammit!

Otae

You really did come back!

Gintoki

It was tough. It was tougher than I thought it would be.

Shinpachi

Please try harder…you didn’t even last a minute!

Gintoki

Idiot, even one minute would’ve been too much!

Gintoki

What is this weightlessness? I feel sick.

Shinpachi

We’re falling aren’t we? We’re falling!