Gintoki and Shinpachi in “Unfinished Business”

This is no good. I need my fix, man.

Hey, hey! How dare you make me your scapegoat, you bastard! My life is ruined because of you!

What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That’s all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.

Shut up! I ran from the police!