[crying like a girl] I'm sure it's the heat! It's all because of he heat! [normally] Well, I'll go buy some refreshments. I'm sure that'll calm you down.
You honestly thought you could fool me with such a kiddies play? You are underestimating the heroic thief, the loincloth-masked man! But since I am already here, I will be your opponent! Stay with your arms crossed while I pick up the panties for which I have been called a pervert; a stalker; a virgin!
[rousing] We're not going just to have fun! We're going to fight! Even if the waves crash upon us, we've got to win! What's up with you? You wanna go for a picnic? We need at least 300 yen to have a snack, and right now we don't have 300 yen! You hear me?
Are you pretending to be a defeated boxer? 'Cause if you are, it's not funny when you do it here. Different from saying that you're feeling hot when it's hot, it's pointless to do that, you know?
In a deserted beach, with a monster and three "beach samurai" on it... [sits up] If we can't protect the sea, then who can? When you're feeling down, how do you do to feel better? You can say there's two kinds of things men do to feel better: [takes a smoke from his cigarette. Gintoki and Shinpachi stare, uninterested] One is looking at someone who's feeling worse to make sure he's alright. The other is looking at something much bigger to see his problems are meaningless. I belong to the second kind. [flashback] Whenever I find myself in hard times, I look at the sea to remember how meaningless I am. [another flashback, Hasegawa is pissing from a cliff over the sea as a woman looks on in embarrassment] It was also looking at the sea that I met my wife, Hatsu. Do you understand? The sea is both book and teacher to me. Everybody has a place closer to their hearts. Even if I keep changing jobs, my heart will stay here. Work is just a little something that helps me live through the days. But it's got nothing to do with money. That's what I was born for. Can you guys understand this feeling?
[no response. He turns around and sees everyone else is ignoring him.]
I can't swim fast enough!!! [Shinpachi swims past him] Oi! Hold on, Shinpachi! [grabbing on to the strap of Shinpachi's swimming goggles] How can you swim so well? that's so unlike you! Weren't you supposed to be the guy who falls for everything but traps? Huh?!
Shinpachi
Owowowowowow! My eyes are bulging out! My eyes are bulging out!!!
He put it wrong. It's the spirit of a woman who committed suicide, and who looked like a factory supervisor who died when he was caught on a conveyor belt!
[the Yorozuya crew are tied upside down to a tree.]
Shinpachi
We didn't mean no harm. We just wanted a job. Since it's summer, we thought exorcism would be an easier way to make money, so we decided to try our luck in town. Right, Gin-san?
Yeah. You see, I've been able to see ghosts for a long time, so I thought that could be useful. [Okita stands and walks up to him.] Ah! There's an angry old hag standing behind you.
Really? Then it must be the old hag from the convenience store. She's been mad at me since I tried to claim those popsicle stick prizes, saying that I falsified them. What do I do?
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