Shinpachi quotes from Gin Tama

Shinpachi

Could it really be a ghost?

Gintoki

Huh? I refuse to believe in things without scientific basis, like ghosts. Though I do believe in the Continent of Mu.

Okita

Oh, the woman in the red kimono.

Shinpachi

What are you doing, Gin-san?

Gintoki

Uh, well... I thought I saw the portal to the Continent of Mu.

Shinpachi

We're through. This time for sure we're through.

Okita

Great. That way, I can become Vice-Commander.

Shinpachi

How can you say that?!

Shinpachi

I knew that, since the Amanato came to Earth, lots of freaky creatures appeared.

Gintoki

It's okay, put it in the bucket.

Shinpachi

What? You're gonna eat this?!

Gintoki

Of course I will. Be it anko or natto, it doesn't matter if it looks bad when it tastes good.

Shinpachi

Gin-san, wasn't that a kappa just now?

Gintoki

Hmph. No way it could be. It was just some bald old man living in a lake.

Shinpachi

It wasn't just some bald old man! Wasn't that thing green, by the way?

Gintoki

That... is a side effect of alcohol.

Shinpachi

If alcohol has that kind of stuff in it, then no one should drink sake!!!

Shinpachi

Excuse me, Ebina-san [the kappa-like alien in the lake]. If I give you my glasses, will you forgive me?

Ebina

Congratulations for your apologies. Here's some cookies as your reward.

Shinpachi

I'm thankful, but... What should I do with this?

You see, that's why I told you to leave this place. This isn't your home, it's my property. As you can see, I bought this whole region.

Ebina

Shut up! I was living here even before you were in your dad's balls! Why do I have to leave? I mean, don't look over here, it's embarrassing. Put your camera away, seriously.

Shinpachi

Since that plate broke, he's gotten a bit shy... Does that plate have any meaning anyway?

What the hell is that Nojima guy doing? Hey, what's wrong? Did you hurt your balls or something?

Shinpachi

Jiro, the kappa, appears!!!

Shinpachi

Gin-san, shouldn't we buy an air conditioner? It's too hot for just one fan.

Gintoki

Don't say such stupid things. Where the hell would you find one? If you have the time to think of air conditioning, why don't you go and do some mind conditioning?

Gintoki

If you think about it, South Pole may become like North Pole if you adapt your mind.

Shinpachi

Gin-san, the fact that it's the "South" Pole doesn't mean it's always summer there.

Gintoki

I know that, okay? South Pole may not be a paradise! What I mean is that they say you'll feel cold as long as you think it's cold! ...That really doesn't work.

Shinpachi

That's embarrassing. I think you're contradicting yourself to cover up your mistake. Ridiculous.