Gintoki quotes from Gin Tama

Gintoki

Want some?

What’s that?

Gintoki

It’s red beans over rice. A Gintoki-don.

T-that’s alright.

Gintoki

Did I really drink so much? My head’s spinning, and everything’s so blurry.

No, it’s an earthquake, isn’t it?

Gintoki

I can’t hold it!

I think I’m going to throw up too. [vomits right behind Gintoki]

Gintoki

Don’t do it there. Go down there a little bit.

Kagura

How are we going to sneak in?

Gintoki

We’re not going to sneak in, we’re gonna bust in. To bust in means to go in from the front, guns blazing.

Shinpachi

Gin-san!

Gintoki

Sorry, Excuse me! [kicks the gate in]

Kagura

Bunta! Are you trying to be like Bunta?!

Shinpachi

[putting his hand near a food dish] It’s still warm. There were people here a minute ago.

Gintoki

That’s true it’s nice and warm. [Camera pans to Gintoki and Kagura eating the food]

Kagura

Is this meat really meat? It’s so tender!

Shinpachi

Oi, why are you eating?

Gintoki

Well, it’s not good to waste food, is it?

Kagura

And there’ll be fewer leftovers!

Gintoki

But hey, you guys, aren’t you ashamed of yourselves for laying such a stupid trap?

Aren’t you ashamed for being caught in it?

Kagura

I’m ok with it since I can eat such great chow!

Shinpachi

Elizabeth-san! Why are you here?

Gintoki

So then Zura’s here too.

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura.

Gintoki

Ah, no good. I’m bad with technical things.

Katsura

What do you think after reading that, Gintoki?

Gintoki

I really have no idea.

Katsura

Then I’ll tell you. They intend to destroy Edo!

Eh??

Katsura

They’re going to enjoy Edo?

Shinpachi

Destroy it, you dummy!

Katsura

They’ll use it [a giant earthquake] to destroy Edo!

Oh no!

Gintoki

That’s like what an evil organization in some anime would do.

Katsura

Hey Gintoki! Where are you going? It’ll be dangerous if you guys go alone!

Gintoki

Still, we have to go! See you, Zura!

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura!

[riding on Sadaharu with Kagura] Um, if I may?

Gintoki

[riding on his motor scooter] What? If you’ve got something to say, say it now!

Shinpachi

[riding behind Gintoki] That’s right! Time is of the essence!

Then I’ll say it. We missed our turn.

Wait! I’ve wanted to settle our score!

Gintoki

Don’t go thinking you’re my rival, you circus freak!

Gintoki

Don’t run away! You yourself have to change first, or nothing will change for you!

Change?

Gintoki

You can’t just run away, especially from the things you want to forget!

Amanto

Who the hell are you, daring to defy the sword prohibition?

Gintoki

Blah, blah, blah, blah… quit your blabbering. Look at this. [holds up an empty glass] Thanks to you assholes, my chocolate parfait [hits one of the amanto with his bokuto] fell to the ground!

Amanto

What are you doing? Do you know who we are?

Gintoki

You know, my doctor said that I eat too many sweets, so I can only have one of those a week! [he knocks out the remaining two amanto]

Gintoki

This is no good. I need my fix, man.

Shinpachi

Hey, hey! How dare you make me your scapegoat, you bastard! My life is ruined because of you!

Gintoki

What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That’s all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.

Shinpachi

Shut up! I ran from the police!

Shinpachi

Stop! It’s that guy’s fault that this is…Ah! Wait you!

Gintoki

[riding away on his motor scooter] Sorry, but I’m gonna watch a TV drama rerun at 4.

Shinpachi

Damn that sister of mine! She’s always talking about our father, but what did that baldy ever do for us?! He just played Othello with us from time to time!

Gintoki

Your Dad was bald?

Shinpachi

Well, only in the sense of his personality. Hey you’re still here? [Gintoki is frosting a cake] What the hell are you doing, cooking at a time like this?!

Gintoki

Well, I can’t go long without sweets, you see.

Shinpachi

Then make something simpler!