Gintoki quotes from Gin Tama

Shinpachi

I want to live more elegantly.

Gintoki

That’s nice, but I just can’t see you being elegant.

Shinpachi

She’s going to launch soon. Can’t this thing go any faster?

Gintoki

Well you see, safety first. And it would hurt to fall.

Shinpachi

Is this the time for that?? My sister’s going to be in high-leg shabu-shabu hell!

[in patrol car behind them] Hey you with no helmet: stop right there!

Gintoki

What are you talking about? Do I really need a helmet in this day and age?

[coming up beside Gintoki] Ok, but it’ll really hurt if you fall, you see. I’m worried about you.

Gintoki

It’s all right. I’ve got a hard head.

What’s that? That kind of attitude when I’m tryin’ to help you?! I’ll really hurt! A lot!

Gintoki

Shut up, I’m telling you, I have a hard head! [rams into the police car and head buts the policeman]

Ah, I’ve got a nosebleed!

Amanto

Did the police find out about us?

Gintoki

Don’t worry; this is just a rental car!

Gintoki

I’ll take care of them, so you guys find a lifeboat and get out of here.

Shinpachi

What about you?

Gintoki

You just think about protecting your sister. I’ll protect who I want to protect.

Gintoki

Shinji, Go!

Shinpachi

It’s Shinpachi, dammit!

Otae

You really did come back!

Gintoki

It was tough. It was tougher than I thought it would be.

Shinpachi

Please try harder…you didn’t even last a minute!

Gintoki

Idiot, even one minute would’ve been too much!

Amanto

There’s nothing you can protect. The country and these skies belong to us, the Amanto.

Gintoki

The country? The skies? You can have them. I’m busy just protecting what’s right in front of me. I don’t know what’ll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up.

Gintoki

What is this weightlessness? I feel sick.

Shinpachi

We’re falling aren’t we? We’re falling!

Gintoki

What? I helped arrest the villains who threatened to violate the purity of our fair city! That should cancel out something like borrowing a police car!

What the hell do you mean? The car was smashed to pieces!

Gintoki

It was already a piece of trash when I took it.

Was not!

Gintoki

Try looking at it! You actually look better now!

Really what part?

Otose

Hey Gintoki! Enough with the excuses! Just hurry up and pay the damned rent!

Gintoki

I fixed your VCR the other day, didn’t I? That should make us even.

Otose

No way. This is a full month’s rent we’re talking about. Not only that, the VCR broke again and didn’t record my show!

Gintoki

Don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll show it again if it gets popular.

Otose

I don’t care about that! Just give me my money, you permanent perm!

Gintoki

Shut it! Do you know the pain of having a permanent perm?!

Otose

Then just kill yourself!

Gintoki

Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!

Shinpachi

Who cares? We’ve already got everything we need for sukiyaki.

Well, this may be a good opportunity to kick the Jump habit. What am I doing, reading Jump at my age? Well, a man remains a boy until his death…

Shinpachi

Sorry, but could you keep the embarrassing proclamations to yourself?

Gintoki

D-don’t worry. A-all we have to do is find a t-t-time machine.

Shinpachi

You’re the one who has to calm down!

Gintoki

It’s okay. I went to a fortune teller earlier, and she said my luck would be good on the weekend. I’m sure she’s miraculously unhurt. H-hey…[He turns Kagura over, and a pool of blood forms on the road.] [cut to Gintoki riding with Shinpachi and Kagura on the motor scooter] Ah! We have to leave this town forever! Then again, the weather girl’s pretty cute.

Kagura

Are you stupid? I won’t die from a little scooter accident. This injury is from being shot. Look, it’s already healed.

Gintoki

Do you eat Bondo for breakfast?

Gintoki

Shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier.

Kagura

I’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl being chased by the yakuza.

Gintoki

Well, I’m a boy at heart. And besides, in this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.

Gintoki

Um, do you have any Jump?

If you want an Akamaru Jump (red circle Jump), then yeah.

Gintoki

Akamaru Jump…