Gintoki quotes from Gin Tama

Gintoki

Maybe I should wear a different kimono someday...

Gintoki

The plate's broken! Even though I don't know why it's tragic!

Gintoki

[spotting a yellow Earth fish.] Huh? So there's such a pretty fish living in this lake. [chuckles] Looks like it's having fun swimming.

Gintoki

[taking the electric fan from Kagura] Besides, you try stepping out in a day like this! [Kagura takes it back] We'll pass out before we have a chance to buy an air conditioner! [they start fighting for the fan] We're better off staying home and slacking off!

Gintoki

I mean, what's the point on buying a machine to refresh yourself if you have to sweat in order to buy it? Isn't it like using hidden money to dig for hidden money? Like drinking before you get a drink?

Now, fair and square.

Gintoki

Heh. Fair? [puts hand on his sword] Don’t make me laugh. [runs away]

Bah! He’s running! He turned tail and ran! After him!

Gintoki

[while running] In this modern age, sword fighting isn’t the thing to do, you know. [climbs over the wall] Sorry, but there’s something I want to watch on TV at four.

We finally cornered you!

Gintoki

What are you talking about? We LET you corner us.

Kagura

Be thankful!

What the hell? Are you being a sore loser? Do you think we’re idiots? You led us all around town.

Shinpachi

Gin-san, this isn’t looking good.

Gintoki

Yeah, I know. It’s not good to be reading Jump at my age.

Kagura

That’s true, the onigiri you roll taste terrible.

Shinpachi

I don’t mean either of those! I’m talking about this!

Gintoki

Our checkbook?

Kagura

Ha! Don’t make fun of me. You can’t eat a thing like that!

Gintoki

That’s….

Kagura

a sinus infection?

Shinpachi

It’s an earthquake, dummy!

Gintoki

The earth’s rowdier than a group of five high school guys living under the same roof.

Kagura

That’s just not normal is it?

Gintoki

Well, it happens in Jump.

Shinpachi

Right, right, I'm coming. We already have a newspaper...

I heard this is the place that will do anything you ask.

Shinpachi

[lightning flashes in the background] BA!!

Kagura

Shinpachi, what are you doing? If you don't hurry, my show's gonna start.

I heard that you were the Yorozuya.

Kagura

[lightning flashes in background] KA!!

Gintoki

Jesus, man, is he really being so forceful? If he's not backing off, just say you'll kick his ass and-

This is the Yorozuya, isn't it?

Gintoki

[lightning flashes in background] NA!!

Shinpachi

BA!

Kagura

KA!

Gintoki

NA!

Ayame

I see. So the money wasn’t a dowry for us, Gin-san.

Gintoki

Why would I love you? You can’t even have a lover in your profession.

Ayame

Cold as usual, I see. But I won’t give up even after such a warning.

Gintoki

Hey, what’s that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you’re way off base, you know.

Ayame

Do you think that pushing me away is going to make me happy?

Gintoki

Just do something about it, Natto woman!

Ayame

[falls to the ground, spilling the natto on Gintoki’s head] That’s right. That’s what I want. It’s my passion. It’s what turns me on!

Shinpachi

What’s with this? It stinks.

Kagura

The natto smell turns her on?

Katsura

Gintoki.

Gintoki

Zura!

Katsura

It’s not Zura. It’s Katsura.

Katsura

What are you doing here?

Gintoki

Well, I suppose I’m doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that.

Katsura

That’s fine then.

Gintoki

See you, Zura.

Katsura

It’s not Zura. It’s Katsura.