Gintoki quotes from Gin Tama

Gintoki

Wow, Bankai sure is nice. Maybe I’ll try it.

Wanna have a go, Gin-san?

Gintoki

Fine. I’ll take you up on that! Uwah! Uh, that’s not right.

Bwah!

Gintoki

Awah!

Dwah! EH??

Shinpachi

[voiceover] Gin-san, Gin-san, did you see the game the other day?

Gintoki

[voiceover] Uh, yeah, I saw it.

Shinpachi

It sure was great, wasn’t it?

Gintoki

Yeah. I never thought we’d win.

Shinpachi

Win?

Gintoki

Yeah, the World Baseball Classic.

Shinpachi

No, I’m talking about the World Cup!

Gintoki

Oh, that.

Shinpachi

What do you mean, “oh that”? It’s all anyone’s talking about!

Gintoki

Never mind that. Why’re we airing an anime special when the whole world’s gaga about soccer? An hour long special at that!

Shinpachi

Don’t complain. Let’s just get started.

Shinpachi

No, they won’t! No matter how much calcium you get, you’ll still have broken bones after being hit by a car!

Gintoki

I got hit too, but I’m still kicking! It’s all thanks to my daily intake of this miracle elixir.

Shinpachi

You only drink strawberry milk! Don’t act like some tough guy!

Gintoki

What’s that? I drink milk coffee too.

Kagura

[eating] It’s got about 100 calories per serving, low salt content, and all the omega fatty acids you could want. Milk’s great.

Shinpachi

That’s my food!

Gintoki

Drink the strawberry milk. Strawberry milk.

Shinpachi

Oh gross. Sickly sweet!

Gintoki

What was that?! Gintoki has breath like a field of flowers.

Shinpachi

Uwah! Shinpachi takes 99 points of damage!

Shinpachi

Come on, you’re an adult. Act the part. It’s getting more and more uncomfortable staying here.

Gintoki

Well, a man is always on a journey to find his niche in life.

Shinpachi

Don’t act like you’re some kind of philosopher!

Kagura

Pops, yo! Mom, yo! Hey, hey, ho! I'm looking for a My House and i found a manhole! Can't stand up anymore, I'm tired from my adventure...Where's my house?

Shinpachi

Don’t rap it either! What are you singing about anyway?!

Gintoki

Goodness. There’s so many wannabes these days…It’s all because of calcium deficiency.

Gintoki

It isn’t money or possessions that matter in this life, it’s love!

Kagura

So this is the state of the youth of today, is it?

Shinpachi

Huh? Why are you lecturing me like I’m a spoiled brat?

Kagura

Is this inheritance worth more than a sukonbu?

Gintoki

More than a whole family pack!

Gintoki

God, you have the memory of a chicken.

But hey, Gintoki, at least pay off your tab! The last time you paid me was 219 days ago. You have to pay for your seaside dumplings from 217 days ago, your mushroom and sweet wine dumplings from 212 days ago, and…

Gintoki

What are you, a kid trying to remember the stops before his train station? You won’t get done before sunset!

Anyway, Gintoki, pay up already. The last time you paid me was 219 days ago, and…

Gintoki

Why don’t you try memorizing pi instead?

Seriously? Pi? Huh? [Gintoki and Kagura run away] Hey! Which do you think is better, names of historical politicians or a mathematical equation?

Gintoki

I’m sorry, but our bond was forged on the promise of remuneration.

Shinpachi

I’m going to have to take this Jump back. I still want to know what happens on the tenth page.

Gintoki

Looks like we’re going full speed ahead on the hairpin investigation.

Shinpachi

What??

Gintoki

Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?

Kagura

Strawberry milk!

Shinpachi

Is that right... Huh?

STRAWBERRY MILK! STRAWBERRY MILK!

Kagura

[letting Sadaharu smell the hairpin] When you find her, you can chew this up all you like, Sadaharu!

Shinpachi

It doesn’t work like that! Chew it up? And how will he find her?

Kagura

By smell.

Shinpachi

It’s been 50 years! There’s no smell left.

Kagura

You never know. Maybe she has terrible BO or something…

Shinpachi

BO? Don’t crush a young man’s conception of the female body, Miss Sukonbu!

Gintoki

Don’t worry, Shinpachi-kun. Real babes smell good, no matter how sweaty they get. But I suppose some might smell, in spite of being hot…

Shinpachi

Crazy man.

Gintoki

Oh well, rather than the perfect woman, I think I’d rather choose someone who really loves me, or some sappy B.S…

Gintoki

Nah, no way, the only way she'd be called Ayano would be if it had Battleship at the front.

Otose

Hey, how did you know my name was Ayano?

Shinpachi

Hey, I think you hit something back there!

Kagura

I’m sure it was nothing.

Gintoki

Compared to our endeavor, the lives of others mean little.

Shinpachi

That was a person! A person! A person!

Gintoki

No, it wasn’t.

Kagura

If anything, it was a mushroom or maybe a toadstool.

Otose

You people make me sick.

Who are you guys?

Gintoki

It’s a promise between strawberry milk drinkers!