She's got a C-Average which means she's either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly stupid's sometimes easier, I can scare the stupid out of you but the lazy runs deep.
“The Long Morrow” · Season 7, Episode 1
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (1), Sookie St. James (1), Paris Geller (1)
Hell, you were going so fast-
Yeah, that's me! I'm fast...I'm the perfect storm of caffeine and genetics. Ha!
[Sookie has just beaten Michel in an arm wrestling match as Lorelai walk in and silently pours herself a cup of coffee.]
We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting - till the end - We are the champions - We are the champions! No time for losers... Oh! I'm a fantastic arm wrestler. You know what I think did it? Whisking! All these years of whisking has given me incredible forearm strength. People are always like why take the time to hand whip fresh cream? And I've always been like I don't know why I do it, it's just something I do. But now I know, because I've been training for this day. I mean, Wow! I am strong. And the omelet flipping definitely is part of it. You know when you use one of those really heavy cast iron skillets and you 'flip, flip.' I mean, that's all in the wrist you know? And that's what they say, you know, that's what people say about arm wrestling too, that it's all in the wrist, and Man I have super bionic super power super wrists! I mean who knew I possessed such...Honey? Something's wrong huh?
Yeah.
Well, you know, I guess we don't have to talk about...stuff. Yeah..
Who say we always have to be talking? We can not talk!
Course We can.
[The two pause for a moment]
Okay, we should probably talk about how we're not gonna talk cuz I don't think we should just go right into it.
This pile is Luke's stuff. This pile is stuff that reminds me of Luke.
What's that pile?
That's Babette's intimates.
Oh. Of course.
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