“The Prodigal Daughter Returns” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Luke Danes (2), Emily Gilmore (2), Sookie St. James (1), Lane Kim (1)
I thought you'd be happy!
Yeah, I am, but sad at the same time. Never been with a woman before?
I`ve got another surprise for you.
What?
Upstairs.
Where?
In the bedroom.
Uh, upstairs in the bedroom. Whatever could it be?
[They are going upstairs.]
Close your eyes.
I'm not scared of it anymore!
They're gonna get cold.
Are they different?
Different than what?
They seem different.
They're nachos. Now eat them.
You used baked chips.
What?!
You did, didn't you? You used baked chips and low fat cheese.
I did not [pauses] use low fat cheese.
HA
How can you tell?
How could you lie?
It tastes the same!
[sighs] The trust Luke! How are we gonna make it if you're constantly trying to keep me healthy?
Fine. Forget it. Die at 60.
Bring me a donut while I wait!?
Hey Lane! Woohoo Lane! [Lane keeps walking] Woo Lane seriously, landing planes over here.
Lorelai, hey!
Hey! Fill me up here. [Lane fills coffee mug] So how's it goin'?
Good.
Good, I haven't seen you the last couple days.
I've been working the lunch shift.
Ooh - something wrong?
Wrong?
Yeah, you're, you're givin' me a Valerie Cherish, and 'I don't wanna see that' [both giggle awkwardly] It's a great show, you should watch it.
I will.
It's canceled.
Oh, sorry.
Well, it's your fault, so...
Oh my God, I just saw the cherubs. Ok, let's think. Maybe if you just strip the wood.
And light a match?
And throw in a little gasoline.
Mom?
I'm in the cockpit.
Oh... add that to the list of things I thought I'd never hear my mother say.
Just let me buy my plane, Lorelai. Let me be frivolous and shallow, will you, please?
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