Ooo. He licked the Dark Magenta. What about the baseboards? Dark Magenta. The ceiling? Dark Magenta...you've got the Queer Eye my friend.
S6Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out
MMegan
Luger's Bait and Tackle.
Oh that's right...they're shutting down. Luger's wife caught him at the motel with the transves...tor radio and uh..he retired honorably.
FSFolk Singer
[singing] Met her on the mountain -
Met her.
Cool, the girl on girl thing.
FSFolk Singer
[singing] Where I took her life -
It's a snuff film.
A lesbian snuff film.
FSFolk Singer
[singing] Met her on the mountain -
[disappointed] A redundant lesbian snuff film.
FSFolk Singer
[singing] Stabbed her with a knife.
How INXS missed her, I don't know.
Raise a glass to INXS.
My countrymen, I'm less than proud to say.
What are you doing here?
I got a job. Professional driveway skulker.
Pay's good?
Yeah, but the hours suck.
Jess, you've got such a great brain. I knew that if you could just sit down and stop shaking it around you could do something like this.
So I just basically wanted to show you that....and tell you... tell you that I couldn't have done it without you.
[touched] Thanks.
I parked in the street so she wouldn't see.
You're very good at covert ops.
Years of practice, so where d'you wanna go?
I don't know, I don't know the area that well.
You LIVE here!
I know, but Hartford's still a mystery. [Jess shakes his head] Even when I went to Chilton, I got right on the bus and headed home, so I don't even have any old high school hangouts to revisit. And these days I've just been eating here.
Well, I just prefer not going some place that has food in the title.
Meaning?
Olive. Chili. Soup. No gardens, no plantations.
Got it. Something funkier.
Steer me to the college district, I'll find us something funky.
Oh. You penned the great American novel, Jess?
Wasn't quite that ambitious.
So what are we talking here? Short novel? Kafka length, or longer. Dos Passos? Tolstoy? Or longer? Robert Musil? Proust? I'm not throwing you with these names, am I?
You seem very obsessed with length.
You should send me a copy.
Sure. Where do I send it? The blond dick at Yale?
Jess! Wait! [she catches up with him] Jess, I'm sorry.
We shouldn't have done this.
He's just in a bad way lately-
He's a jerk!
He was in there, definitely. I am SO sorry.
I read that guy the second I saw him, I should have begged off.
Well, I didn't want you to!
He'd better not come out here!
Please, Jess, he had a lot to drink, he's tired from travelling... this isn't him, I swear.
What the hell is going on?
I told you! He's tired, and his family's bugging him right now-
No, I mean, with you! What's going on with you?
What do you mean?
You know what I mean! I know you, I know you better than anyone! This isn't you!
[defensive] I don't know.
What are you doing? Living at your grandparents' place - being in the DAR - no Yale - why did you drop out of Yale?!
It's complicated!
It's not, it's not 'complicated'!
You don't know!
This isn't you! This! You going out with this jerk? With a Porsche? We made fun of guys like this!
You caught him on a bad night.
This isn't about HIM! Okay? Screw him! What's going on with you? This isn't you, Rory, you know it isn't! What's going on?!
[defensive] I don't know! [softly, unsure] I don't know...
You're not gonna believe this. Over the music, the crowd, I hear one girl's voice cutting through all the folk singers, she's in the corner with her boyfriend, sent them all a round of drinks, I mean, what the hell? [offhand] He gone?
[angry] Yes. He's gone.
Writers. They're so sensitive.
You were a jerk, Logan.
I was just challenging him, geez! Hey, if Hemingway could take it, so can he! Hey, if he wanted to, he could have taken a pop at me, pugnacity! It's a vital component of literary life, again, consult your Hemingway. Come on, do not let this guy get to you.
You're getting to me!
Me?
Yes, you were an ass!
Jess wrote a book. He wrote a book and you mocked him!
I did not mock him!
He's doing something!
Good, fine, he's doing something, everybody in the world is doing something, more power to him.
I'm not! I mean, what am I doing? I'm living with my grandparents-
That's temporary, have a drink.
'Temporary' can turn into 'forever'.
You're not living with the Gilmores forever.
I'm palling with my grandmother, I'm being waited on by a maid, I come home and my shoes are magically shined, my clothes are magically cleaned, ironed and laid out! My bed is magically turned down! I'm in the DAR! I'm going to meetings and teas and cocktail parties?!
Again, temporary, have a drink.
I'm wasting my time, partying and drinking, just 'hanging out' doing nothing-!
Woah, woah, woah, don't pull me into this!
I didn't say anything about you.
Yes, you did, don't make me feel guilty for your drinking and partying, that's your choice, I'm not forcing you, when I ask you out, you can say no!
It's all we do!
It's not 'all we do'!
It's all YOU do!
[aggressive] It's my prerogative, you know? You're damn straight, I'm gonna party, I'm gonna do it while I have the chance, because come June, my life is over!
[sarcastically] Oh! Yes! Your horrible life, let's hear about it!
Got a week?
You have every door open to you! You have opportunities that ANYONE would kill for, including me!
No one's stopping you from making whatever you want happen! Go into journalism, go into politics, be a doctor, be a clown, do whatever you want!
It's not as easy when it's not HANDED to you!
Really? It's all so easy for me? I don't WANT that life! It's FORCED on me! You talk about all these doors being open? All I see is ONE door, and I'm being pushed through it! I have NO choice, you try living without options!
How hard are you fighting it?!
[infuriated] I didn't tell you to quit Yale! You did that! I gave you one month, you went beyond a month, it had nothing to do with me, it was all you! Now, you wanna change, change it, but don't blame me, don't you dare blame me!
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