You, sir, have been outfoxed! I spent all night on that. It's clever.
S731st Century Fox
It's Bender's middle finger. I'd recognize this anywhere!
Where's the huntmaster?
Remember when you said "Nobody leave." and then turned your head briefly... He left an hour before that.
S7Viva Mars Vegas
[prays] God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but- [A huge bag full of money lands directly in front of him] Okay, okay, I'll shut up!
Look out, penny slots, I've got a system! It's to put all my money in you!
My God! He was so saturated with ink that his entire body structure was polarized!
You mean I'm invisible?
No, no, no, not in any sense of the word. But essentially, yes, entirely.
[in disguise] Hello! I'm prime minister Nelson Okeke of Nigeria. I trust you received my spam e-mail?
So what happens to the hero of our story, Zoidberg? Will I be invisible forever?
No, only until you take a bath and wash off this invisible ink.
[sadly] So, forever.
Hey, Big Lobster
The minute you walked in the joint
I could smell you were a man who was stinkin'
A real big lobster
Fresh shellfish
You give me a rash
Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash
Then let me get right to the point
I don't boil my pot for every crab I see
Hey, rich lobster
Blow... your wad of cash on me.
S7Naturama
SHSalmon Hermes
Still, six of ten alive! That's considered good for our species.
LZLobster Zoidberg
Five out of ten, also nice. [Takes a bit out of Scruffy]
SSSalmon Scruffy
Yep.
SHSalmon Hermes
Oh-ho I'm good! Who wants a piece of me?
LZLobster Zoidberg
I'll try a bite! [Eats Hermes]
BBBass Bender
[his dying words] Tell my offspring I loved me... very much.
LHLonesome Hubert
Sad news everyone. I'm lonesome.
BMBeach-master Bender
[bellows] Back off, losers! Stay away from my beaches!
SHSeal Hermes
You big bully!
BMBeach-master Bender
Bite my freshly-molted, blubber-filled ass!
SHSeal Hermes
You are just a giant lump of fat. Do you even have an ass under there?
BMBeach-master Bender
I'm 40 percent ass. Arf, arf. Now beat it! Boo!
S72-D Blacktop
That's it, you hoodlums! Your mouth just wrote a PayPal transfer request that your butt has insufficient funds to honor!
RRacer
Yo. It is on! Before that it was off.
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