Futurama · Season 6
Doingg, don't lick things that don't wanna be licked.
But how do I know what to lick and what not to lick?
It's very simple.
[Techno music starts playing]
[singing] If it's alive, don't lick it.
[also singing] Like a horse, a turtle or a cricket.
I like turtles!
Thanks, guys, but lets realistic. We all know that any TV show that's even slightly good gets cancelled. Sometimes two or three times.
I love eating vegetables. Don't you? They're like crunchy, green water.
I don't like 'em. They're icky-yucky!
Now, now, Garbly, if we don't eat our vegetables, we won't grow big and strong. Like Feffernoose.
I have to be big and strong to fight off the monsters. [does a spit-take] Did somebody say monsters?!
Oh, hello, Leela. I was just telling my friends how they shouldn't eat food off the floor. Should we sing a song about it?
[excitedly] Yes please!
I'm as sad as an upside-down smile.
Well, it's 6o'clock. I guess we'll have to deliver that human heart tomorrow. Good work, people!
Woo-hoo! Time to go clubbing! [pulls out a baseball bat] Baby seals, here I come!
We have nothing to fear but running out of beer.
So... You grow hemp?
Yes.
And... You do what with it?
All manner of things. Manufacture paper, fabric, rope...
Oh. Well, nice talking to you. [goes away.]
Why, I used to smoke about four feet of rope a day.
[comes back] Let me give you my pager number.
Alexander Hamilton of New York, how say you?
Nay.
John Hancock and John Adams of Massachusetts?
Yea.
Yea.
The yeas have it. Our nation's official joke state shall be New Jersey.
Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time!
Oh no, I'm having a Serengeti Flashback! Die you stinkin' giraffe!
[The crew are taken into the fourth dimension by the Space Whale]
I can see sideways in time! [reverse] !emit ni syawedis ees nac I
Gee, I see CGI! [reverse] !IGC ees I, eeG
Poop! Ha-ha-ha! [reverse] !ah-ah-ah !pooP
Aw, yeah!
[in a conga line looping around the cockpit] Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender!
[The whale flies out of the fourth dimension; as the scene goes back inside, we see the bunch of Benders join back into the main Bender]
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-- Awww! That was the greatest uncountably infinite bunch of guys I ever met.
Leela, I'm no medical expert, but I think you be showing some serious signs of 'illin.
You've gone from crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News.
Zoidberg was popular?!
Zoidberg had hair?!
I never said he had hair! If you imagined it that way, that's your business!
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