This is the first time a presidential candidate got to see his own birth live.
“Decision 3012” · Season 7
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (1), Bender (1), Turanga Leela (1), Morbo (1), Linda (1)
If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance of beating Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks and good old Quaker thuggery. [the scene expands to reveal Bender is in the Oval Office with Nixon] And I'm just the guy for the job! [Bender and Nixon laugh evilly]
BNBender and Nixon's Head
AROOO!
CTChris Travers
Look, let's be honest here. No one likes taxes. But they pay for our basic needs. Roads, schools, defense. If we hope to realise our aspirations as a great planet, we must each pay our fair share to achieve those noble goals.
Thank you, Senator. A thoughtful and lucid answer. You will be destroyed!!
This is crazy! You're from the future?
CTChris Travers
Yes. I was sent back from the year 3028 to prevent Nixon from getting elected.
I was sent forward from the year 2000, but you don't hear me gassing on about it.
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