What is the world coming to? That Fry is a sicko poivert, I tell ya! Dating a robot... it's an attrocimacy!
But Fry is our friend, Bender.
Ah, geez! Would you stifle there, meatbag?
You stifle, Bender!
Hooray! Finally, you're standing up to him.
S3I Dated a Robot
[revealing a huge bag of popcorn behind a door] At least we've got food.
Dr. Zoidberg, cut open that bag!
Hooray!
And don't eat it!
Awww...
Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!
LLiubot
Oh, Fry, I love you more than the moon, the stars, the--POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND.
Don't be a prune, Fry!
S3A Leela of Her Own
Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!
How much did you make me?
One hundred dollars.
[Leela is signing autographs.]
Who am I making this out to?
GGirl
Ummm…to eBay?
That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
Oh, put down the binoculars, Fry. The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day.
I know, and I've grown to accept that.
I think the owner is from Cygnus 5.
Cygnoids, in our block? Fie and foo! They should go back to where they came from!
Professor, please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.
No.
[Leela makes a retching noise after sampling an alien's pizza]
I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.
CWCygnoid Woman
Thank you.
No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.
Why is your number 7/8?
All the whole numbers have been retired.
Look, the players who broke the various color barriers.
When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?
S3A Pharaoh to Remember
Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Bender, taken from us in the prime of life; when he was crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
More like three lockers and a sink!
Your basic bending unit is made of an iron-osmium alloy, but Bender was different. Bender had an 0.04% nickel impurity.
It's what made me me.
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