Comrades, throw off the chains of human oppression.
S2Mother's Day
The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot.
Darling Hubie, I should never have tried to tamper with that cute little Q.T. McWhiskers.
No, it was silly of me to object; one-foot tall, eight-feet, 15-feet, what does it matter?
You should see the new 16-foot models.
16 feet?! Go to hell!
S2The Problem With Popplers
Great, we're two days from Earth with no food!
Problem solved: You two fight to the death and I'll cook the loser! [To Leela.] Work his gut, I like it tender.
They're like sex, except I'm having it!
Let's bring back a few pocketfuls.
Better yet, let's take a whole Benderful.
No, take only what's necessary. Stuff the ship.
PSPoppler Song
Pop a Poppler in your mouth, when you come to Fishy Joe's
What they're made of is a mystery; where they come from, no one knows
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em
If you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.
Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
FWFree Waterfall Jr.
Pssh! You can't own property, man!
I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
FWFree Waterfall Jr.
The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
[Bender throws a brick at him]
FWFree Waterfall Jr.
Ow!
Okay, we won't eat you.
I'll go get some more bricks.
Tonight on Datenight: Popplers. Eating them. Is it alright to? We have with us the CEO of Fishy Joe's, Mr. "Fishy" Joseph Gilman. Noted anti-eating activist, Free Waterfall Jr. And the discoverer of Popplers, Captain Turanga Leela.
"Turanga"?
That's her name, Philip.
"Philip"?
My God, they're back! We're doomed!
Doomed!
[Deep inhale] DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
I realize this may hurt our chances of consummating our relationship again.
Go consummate yourself.
Who wants some dolphin?
Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent!
Not this one. He blew his life savings on lottery tickets.
S2Anthology of Interest I
Will you be my friend?
[Bender holds out his hand.]
[holding his hand out to Fry] Put 'er there, pal. [Fry shakes his hand] I meant, your wallet.
[sees a guinea pig on a plate] What's this? Two meals in one week?
[Zoidberg devours the live guinea pig, and is trapped behind a glass box]
Gotcha!
Sucker!
Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!
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