Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters, and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a whole 'nother two thirds of a person!
S1I, Roommate
[Fry, Bender and Leela are checking out an apartment based on the "Relativity" print by M.C. Escher]
Wow, this is fantastic.
I don't know, I don't want to pay for an extra dimension we're not going to use.
This last week with Fry has been great. Beneath his warm, soft exterior beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot.
I've been processing this for quite sometime, Monique, will you marry me?
MMonique
Oh, Calculon! Yes!
[Calculon fits the ring on Monique's finger]
MMonique
It fits! Then you must know I'm...
Metric? I've always known, but for you I'm willing to convert.
Oh, fuff! Fry's not causing any trouble. Now, if you don't mind, I'm rather busy. I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy. This sarcophagus should contain the remains of Emperor Nimballa, who ruled Zuban 5 over 29 million years ago.
[Fry walks past the lab eating the mummy.]
Hey, Professor, great jerky!
My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
S1Love's Labors Lost in Space
Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men?
UMUnseen Man
You suck!
Kif.
Yes… ugh. Yes, Captain.
I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!
And which one rocked your world?
Look, last night was a mistake.
A sexy mistake.
No, just a regular mistake.
In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [Short pause] Kif, I'm asking you a question.
[Kif groans]
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.
So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.
Birds don't crawl.
They've been known to!
Look, I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.
Go ahead. I won't stop you.
Threaten all you-- Wait. What?
We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy... bam!
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