What should we point it at first?
I dunno. Try it on me! [Bender points the F-Ray at Fry's body.]
Ow, my sperm!
Wow! Neat! Mind if I try it again? [He does so.]
Huh. Didn't hurt that time.
S1Fry and the Slurm Factory
All this prolonged exposure to radiation is making me thirsty.
Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Tell them I hate them.
There will be no further questions!
[Raises his hand] Why?
You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!
When will that be?
Soon enough.
That's not soon enough!
GLGrunka-Lunka song
GLGrunka-Lunkas
Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Doo!
We've got a friendly warning for you!
Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Dasis!
The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis!
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn;
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke!
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm;
It could easily happen again to you, folks!
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut!
Grunka-Lunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Dut!
Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break!
GLGrunka-Lunka
Hardass.
I heard that!
Hey, what's behind that door?
Nothing.
Is it the secret ingredient?
GLGrunka-Lunkas
[singing] Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Dingredient!
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
[angrily] Okay, okay, we get the point!
I was just curious because of the armed guards.
GLGrunka-Lunkas
[singing] Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Darmed-Guards...
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
S2I Second That Emotion
Are you alright?
Ah, it's nothing a lawsuit won't cure.
Not you. [She picks up Nibbler and looks in his mouth.] Aww, poor baby chipped a fang.
[She carries Nibbler away and kisses and pets him.]
Hey, I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!
Alright, I'm coming.
Bender, I thought you were supposed to be cooking for this party.
Fine, we'll have rack of Nibbler!
Just make a simple cake, and this time if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure you put them in after you cook it.
[after Bender flushed Nibbler down the toilet on purpose]
Bender, how could you flush Nibbler down the toilet?
Well, step one: I had to lift the seat. That was the first little annoyance. Am I right, men?
And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
Give it to me straight, doctor. Don't sugar-coat it.
DDoctorBot
All right. Your entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiance crashed into your uninsured home, and you have inoperable cancer.
[laughs hysterically] Bet you didn't expect that one, Calculon!
Hey! What the hell are you doing with my head?!
I need to tinker in it.
Then why don't you just use a potted plant like Fry?
[after Fry saw Blender flushed himself down the toilet in pursuit of Nibbler] Now he's flushed himself down the toilet? Who's he going to flush next?
You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?
Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
No. We're on the top.
Daylight and everything.
VVyolet
It must be wonderful.
Meh.
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