“Law and Oracle” · Season 6
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (4), Officer URL (2)
Hello. I'd like to enroll in Police Academy.
You think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop?
That's the plan.
I like you, kid. I got no pants on either.
I can see that. You're quite a bit taller than me.
Welcome to Police Academy. [both shake hands]
I'll make it short and sweet, because I'm PMSing like a lumberjack. Police academy is not easy. You're gonna get your boobs scuffed. But if you've got the vulva to stick it out, you ladies will make excellent policemen.
Sir, yes, ma'am!
What's in the box Schrodinger?
A cat, some poison and a caesium atom.
The cat, is it alive or dead? Alive or dead!?
Answer him fool.
It's a superposition of both states until you open it and collapse the wave function.
Says you. [Fry opens the box and a cat leaps out at him.]
There's also a lot of drugs in there.
And to think he was only a few days from retirement.
What happened to him?
He took a early retirement, damn.
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