I can't believe Ross went out with Rachel's sister! When Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for ten years.
That was, like, five years ago.
Yeah, you got five years left!
Joey --
You wanna make it six?
“The One Where Chandler Can't Cry” · Season 6, Episode 14
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (3), Chandler Bing (2), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1), Gunther (1)
[While watching Phoebe's porn video]
You sick bastards.
It's a tattoo. That's weird, Pheebs...wait, that's Ursula! That's not Phoebe, that's Ursula!
[Joey turns to watch the tape.]
Wait! Wait! Then I can watch that. Rewind it! Rewind it!
[Phoebe arrives.]
Hey, what's up? Oh, my...! What am I doing?!
[In reference to Phoebe doing porn.]
Well, I guess it makes sense, you know, having such a terrible childhood.
I had a terrible childhood and I don't do porn.
Yes, but you're dead inside.
FFan
That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.
[laughs] I don't think so.
FFan
No, it was. She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of a Labia. And I got her autograph. The guys at the comic book store aren't gonna believe this. [leaves]
[goes to the counter] Hey, Gunther, don't let that guy in here anymore. He said Phoebe's a porn star.
Well, I wouldn't call her a star, but she's really good. You should check out Inspect Her Gadget.
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