Gunther quotes from Friends

Joey

Hey, Gunther. Let me get a lemonade to go.

Gunther

Lemonade? You okay, man?

Chandler

So, What do you do when you're not working here?

Gunther

You don't need to fill these silences.

Chandler

Okay! Thanks...

Chandler

[to everyone in the room] I've decided that my best man is my best friend Gunther!

Gunther

What is my last name?

Chandler

[short pause] Central... Perk?

Monica

So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.

Ross

Touched, used, sat on, slept on.

Gunther

I'll take it all.

Gunther

[handing Joey the bill] Here you go.

Joey

Ah, Gunther, I can't pay for this right now because I'm not working, so I've had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, paying for stuff.

Gunther

Well, if you want, you can work here.

Joey

Uh, I don't know. You see, it's just, see I was a regular on a soap opera you know? And to go from that to this, I just… Plus, I'd have to wait on all my friends.

Gunther

Okay, but the money's good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.

Joey

What?!

Gunther

Flexible hours.

That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.

Joey

[laughs] I don't think so.

No, it was. She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of a Labia. And I got her autograph. The guys at the comic book store aren't gonna believe this. [leaves]

Joey

[goes to the counter] Hey, Gunther, don't let that guy in here anymore. He said Phoebe's a porn star.

Gunther

Well, I wouldn't call her a star, but she's really good. You should check out Inspect Her Gadget.