Friends · Season 5
Open your eyes.
They are.
[Rachel's eyes are closed]
How many fingers am I holding up?
Four.
Oh, my God. I was thinking four.
Really?
OK, now this is just practice. One... two... three.
[Rachel quickly jerks her head to avoid the eyedrops]
My pillow's all wet.
Well, you said it was practice.
Then why did you move your head?
Because I knew you were lying.
Okay. You cannot tell Chandler. Okay? But I ran into Richard.
Which Richard?
The Richard.
Richard Simmons?!
No, my ex-boyfriend Richard. You know: the tall guy, mustache.
Okay, that actually makes more sense. How was it?
No! Phoebe, just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!
Phoebe, you don't eat animals.
For 99 cents, I'd eat you.
[speaking through the phone to the pens Company] Yes, Hello! I have a question, uhm!... I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. [something at the phone]... A beard and a mustache. [Something at the phone again] oh! Thank you!...
[talking on the phone, drunk] Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol. And you know, we would like some more beers, too... hello? Oh, wait... I forgot to dial!
[There is a knock at the door.]
That must be our alcohol and beers!
[To Rachel] Hey Rach, how you doin'?
[grins] I'm doing good, baby. How you doin'?
Ross, don't let her drink any more!
Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
Also Monday.
What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
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