[about which route to take to Vegas] Oh, if you take the northern route, there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.
Great! Problem solved!
But on the southern route, there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.
Well, back to square one.
“The One with Joey's Big Break” · Season 5, Episode 22
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (2), Ross Geller (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
Who would you rather sleep with: Monica or Rachel?
Dude, you are sick.
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.
Open your eyes.
They are.
[Rachel's eyes are closed]
How many fingers am I holding up?
Four.
Oh, my God. I was thinking four.
Really?
OK, now this is just practice. One... two... three.
[Rachel quickly jerks her head to avoid the eyedrops]
My pillow's all wet.
Well, you said it was practice.
Then why did you move your head?
Because I knew you were lying.
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