Open your eyes.
They are.
[Rachel's eyes are closed]
How many fingers am I holding up?
Four.
Oh, my God. I was thinking four.
Really?
OK, now this is just practice. One... two... three.
[Rachel quickly jerks her head to avoid the eyedrops]
My pillow's all wet.
Well, you said it was practice.
Then why did you move your head?
Because I knew you were lying.
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