Okay. You cannot tell Chandler. Okay? But I ran into Richard.
Which Richard?
The Richard.
Richard Simmons?!
No, my ex-boyfriend Richard. You know: the tall guy, mustache.
Okay, that actually makes more sense. How was it?
“The One in Vegas, Part 1” · Season 5, Episode 23
In this episode: Phoebe Buffay (3), Monica Geller (2), Rachel Green (1)
No! Phoebe, just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!
Phoebe, you don't eat animals.
For 99 cents, I'd eat you.
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