[speaking through the phone to the pens Company] Yes, Hello! I have a question, uhm!... I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. [something at the phone]... A beard and a mustache. [Something at the phone again] oh! Thank you!...
“The One in Vegas, Part 2” · Season 5, Episode 24
In this episode: Ross Geller (2), Rachel Green (2), Joey Tribbiani (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[talking on the phone, drunk] Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol. And you know, we would like some more beers, too... hello? Oh, wait... I forgot to dial!
[There is a knock at the door.]
That must be our alcohol and beers!
[To Rachel] Hey Rach, how you doin'?
[grins] I'm doing good, baby. How you doin'?
Ross, don't let her drink any more!
Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
Also Monday.
What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
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