Susan quotes from Friends

Ross

[talking about the baby's name] Wait a minute, why is Susan's name in it?

Susan

It's my baby, too.

Ross

Funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!

Ross

Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

Susan

Yeah, you know, you have to take a course, otherwise they don't let you do it.

Ross

Dammit! This is all your fault! This was supposed to be like the greatest day of my life, you know. My son is being born and... I should be in there, you know. Instead I'm stuck in a closet with you.

Susan

The woman I love is having a baby today, I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.

Ross

No, believe me, no one has been waiting for this just as much as I have. Okay, and you know what the funny thing is? When this thing is over, you get to go home with the baby, okay? Where does that leave me?

Susan

You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. And who am I? There's Fathers Day, there's Mothers Day, there's no Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross

Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.