Amy quotes from Friends

Amy

Yeah, I-I think so. [to Phoebe ] It's nice to meet you, Emma. [Amy holds out her hand to Phoebe]

Phoebe

[she shakes Amy's hand and corrects her] Phoebe.

Amy

Oh, that's a funny noise.

Amy

I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of "Emily".

Ross

Emma.

Amy

[to Phoebe] Emma, Ross wants you.

Phoebe

PHOEBE!

Amy

[whispers to Ross] Why does she keep making that noise?

Amy

You know, this is classic Rachel!

Rachel

Yeah, right! Remember in high school, when I died and didn't give you my baby?

Amy

This might be my one chance to have a child. You know that I've been busy focusing on my career.

Rachel

What career?

Amy

I'm a decorator!

Rachel

You decorate Dad's office and you're a decorator! Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday. Now I'm a koala bear!

Amy

Why can't you be supportive?

Rachel

You want to talk supportive? You didn't come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby!

Amy

You didn't come and see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done!

Rachel

I did the first time! And do you want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you?

Ross

It's Emma.

Rachel

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?! [to Amy] I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responsibility of a child!

Amy

How hard could it be? You do it! [Joey laughs but stops when everyone stares at him.] You want to know why you don't want me to have the baby? Because you don't want me to be happy! You have always been jealous of me!

Rachel

Of what? Your lack of responsibility? Your immaturity? Your total disregard for other peoples' feelings?

Amy

To name a few!

Chandler

All right, that's it!! This is our apartment and you can't behave this way! If you can't act your age, you shouldn't be here at all! Those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones that I picked out, but they're important to Monica! And I want you to apologize to her right now!

Amy

I'm sorry.

Rachel

I'm so sorry!

Chandler

That's better! Now I want you to apologize to each other, and mean it!

Chandler

By the way, that fight was totally arousing!

Ross

[to Chandler] Well done! If I die, Rachel dies and Monica dies, you can totally take care of Emma!

Chandler

Really? Thanks!

Ross

So... now do I get Joey?

Chandler

Okay. But you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose!

Who is it?

Amy

It's your favorite sister!

Jill?

Amy

Amy!

Rachel

Hide my rings!