Charlie quotes from Friends

First, I have to see the Met!

Joey

OK, let me stop you right there, the Mets suck. You wanna see the Yankees!

Charlie

No, not the Mets. The Met. Singular.

Joey

Which one? They all suck!

Ross

But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus...

Charlie

What?

Joey

He said "erectus"!

Charlie

You're... you're kidding, right?

Joey

No, he really said it.

Ross

... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...

Joey

Erectus?

Rachel

Homo.

Charlie

There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I um... I kind of realized I was starting to have feelings for someone else.

Ross

Can I... can I ask who?

Charlie

I think you know.

Ross

I think I know too, but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past.

Charlie

[to Ross] Hey, I have some time, if you wanna... [smiles seductively]

Ross

Oh, I'd love to, but I really have to grade these papers.

Charlie

Fine, I'll just shower by myself...

Ross

[frenzied scribbling] B, B, B!

Charlie

Uh, Ross, you just gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalog.

Ross

It had some good ideas. Take off your shirt.

Charlie

Wait, are you talking about the Dewar grant?

Ross

Yeah, why?

Charlie

Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.

Ross

Your ex-boyfriend?

Charlie

Yeah.

Ross

So your ex-boyfriend is going to determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed.