Dr. Green quotes from Friends

Ross

Hi, Dr. Green. So, how's everything in the... vascular surgery... game?

It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.

Ross

I'm sorry. See, that's the good thing about my job - all the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.

Do you know what rust does to a boat?

Ross

Gives it that nice, antique-y look?

Rust is boat cancer.

Ross

I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.

Rachel

I got TiVo!

What's TiVo?

Phoebe

It's slang for pregnant.

[on the phone, which Rachel left on the counter] You never think of the consequences of your decisions!

Joey

[picks up the phone] Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions... Well what gives you the right to- ... Go to hell!

Joey

Stupid guy on my phone.