Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Yeah, you know, you have to take a course, otherwise they don't let you do it.
“The One Where Underdog Gets Away” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Ross Geller (3), Rachel Green (2), Monica Geller (2), Joey Tribbiani (1), Susan (1)
[talks to his unborn baby] And everyone's telling me, "You gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major." So on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills any more!
[complaining about her Thanksgiving] Did anyone ever give a hoot about what I wanted? NO, NO, NO, NO! And I'm just... [her voice gets very squeaky and high-pitched]
Okay, Monica, only dogs can hear you now.
Do either of you have the keys?
The oven is on!
Oh, I've got to get my ticket!
Wait, wait, we have a copy of your keys.
Well then, get it, get it!
Hey, hey, that tone won't make me go any faster.
Joey.
That one will.
Here's to a lousy Christmas.
And a crappy new year!
Hear, hear!
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