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Friends · Season 1, Episode 2

“The One Sonogram at the End” quotes from Friends

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“The One Sonogram at the End” · Season 1, Episode 2

In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Ross Geller (2), Rachel Green (2), Joey Tribbiani (1), Phoebe Buffay (1), Susan (1)

I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

Yeah, and -- and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that -- that... that's not... why we bought the ticket.

You see, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. Y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically, just trying to stay awake.

Yeah, well, word of advice: bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.

Are we still talking about sex?

[talking about the baby's name] Wait a minute, why is Susan's name in it?

It's my baby, too.

Funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!

[watching TV] I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

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