Niles and Mel are heading out to dinner
Well, off you go then. Just remember, Niles: nothing puts on love handles faster than chocolate soufflé.
MMel
Oh well, you know, no one takes them off faster than I do!
S7 E8The Late Dr. Crane
S7 E9The Apparent Trap
Frasier urges Niles and Lilith to behave as they used to towards each other: by trading insults
Well, I learned if you kiss her too fast you get an ice cream headache.
You also learned that I have twice your upper body strength, so shut your pie hole!
Was that so hard?
Beautiful job carving that turkey, Dr. Crane.
Well, I picked up a thing or two in medical school. In case you're wondering, this bird appears to have died of a massive head trauma.
S7 E10Back Talk
No one's going to sell me on anything. Those exercises only help people who lack self-awareness. I, for one, am...[winces in pain] God Almighty!
[sarcastically] Well, no wonder you're stressed; you've got a whole universe to run!
Daphne, relieved that she misunderstood Frasier's musings earlier, is giving him a massage. He is very drowsy after taking the tranquilisers
When I said to your father, "Dr. Crane's in love with me", he said it's been going on for six years now. What did he mean by that?
(half-asleep) Oh, that…he meant Niles.
[shocked] What?!
Niles…he's crazy about you.
S7 E11The Fight Before Christmas
[about Niles's longtime crush on her] I can't very well discuss it with Dr. Crane; he's so close to Dr. Crane. If I told him, he might tell Dr. Crane, and then Dr. Crane might feel embarrassed.
[sarcastically] Yeah. Why confuse things?
Mel has discovered from Frasier that Niles was with Maris the previous evening, and storms off
(to Frasier) Anything else in the box, Pandora?!
S7 E12RDWRER
I just hate how this arbitrary point on the calendar has become so significant. And as far as my hangover went, it was worth it; I partied my ass off like a brain-damaged test monkey.
I see. Well, allow me to congratulate you on your first science-related metaphor.
Thank you.
(on the phone) Niles! Where are you calling from?
(triumphantly) From behind the wheel of the Road Warrior! And doing a damn fine job of driving, I might add.
But I'm in the Road Warrior! You got in the wrong car, you idiot! You've stolen a Winnebago!
S7 E13They're Playing Our Song
Daphne has a new and very powerful vacuum cleaner, but when she tries using it on Martin's chair it breaks down, with a small explosion
Well, apparently the "Dirt Scourge 2000" is no match for the "Dirt Pile 1957."
Niles questions whether Frasier needs as many musicians as he has
Whatever happened to the concept of "less is more"?
Ah, but if less is more, then just think of how much more "more" will be!
S7 E14Big Crane on Campus
Roz is in Café Nervosa when Frasier runs into Lorna
So, are you going to ask her out?
Oh right, Legs Lenley and Crane the Brain! In my dreams!
Listen, I'm sorry to uproot you like this, it's just-
No, it's all right. I'd rather clear the decks for a date than for one of your theme parties. Though I am kinda sorry I missed "An Evening With Moe Howard."
That was Noël Coward!
S7 E15Out With Dad
Daphne is complaining that even being engaged doesn't guarantee a date on Valentine's Day
Donny had to fly out to Florida. His grandmother. She'd do anything to come between us.
What'd she do this time?
She died.
Frasier is embarrassed that Emily just kissed him and is now about to leave.
You're embarrassed?! They think the best I can do is an old man with a cane!
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