Frasier does not want Chuck Ranberg to stand in for Roz, on account of his amusing speech impediment
Hey, Chuck. How's it going?
CChuck
Oh, tewwible, Woz! My wife was in the Cawibbean and she weft me for a Wastafawian!
S7 E16Something About Dr. Mary
Martin has suggested that Frasier refuses to restrain Mary because she is black; Frasier denies it
Oh, come now, Frasier. You can't deny a certain measure of guilt, living as you do in your exclusive lily-white world.
Niles, owning the CD of "Ella sings Gershwin" does not qualify you as a soul brother!
S7 E17Whine Club
We have the Wine Club tonight. I'm sort of counting on him to help me become "corkmaster."
But you'll still keep your secret identity as Frasier Crane, right?
[Wine Club members address Niles, the new corkmaster, to the tune of Rule, Britannia.]
Hail, corkmaster,
The master of the cork,
He knows which wine goes with fish or pork!
S7 E18Hot Pursuit
[Niles is asking where Martin is.]
He's with Donny. They went to a tractor pull.
(as though understanding) Oh...
(gives her a questioning look)
As I understand it, they attach a large weight to a tractor, and see how far they can pull it through the mud.
(as though understanding) Oh...
(gives her another questioning look)
The answer to your next question is, "beats the hell out of me!"
Lilith was insufferable, but she's got a new boyfriend. Some twenty-eight year-old named Marcel. He's a contortionist with the Cirque du Soleil.
She's dating French circus folk?
Yes, well, he's actually perfect for Lilith. He has no apparent spine and she can wrap him around her finger.
S7 E19Morning Becomes Entertainment
Say, you know my agent, Bebe, said she might be stopping by. Have you heard anything?
No, and I hope she's not staying for lunch, I'm afraid we're fresh out of live mice.
I take it negotiations aren't going so well?
You remember that insulting figure you said you'd never accept?
Uh-huh.
They haven't come up to it yet.
Oh, come on in, Niles. Bebe's just bringing me up to speed on her depressing news about my contract negotiations.
Don't worry, dear. I just need to find a way to throw a scare into them.
Have you tried turning into a bat?
I would, love, but most grown men don't share your fear of tiny creatures.
S7 E20To Thine Old Self Be True
Niles is showing Frasier and Roz a rotund woman eating bear claws outside Café Nervosa
Big deal. So she's overweight; you don't need to point it out! It's rude.
It's childish.
It's Maris!
S7 E21The Three Faces of Frasier
Frasier is still complaining about the caricature on the way home from the restaurant
Oh, so nothing about it jumped out at you as, oh, I don't know, encephalitic?!
So they gave you a big forehead. Who cares? It makes you look smart.
It makes me look like I discovered fire!
Niles and Frasier take their seats at Stefano's, underneath the new portrait
Well, there it is. Frasier Cranium!
S7 E22The Dark Side of the Moon
Frasier is very cross at the State of his kitchen after Simon used it
Yes, I guess they got some take-out.
It looked like a Kung Pao bomb went off!
He then erupts when he discovers a nude Simon in his bed
Oh, that poor guy probably just needed a nap. It's the jet lag. Couple of days and he'll be on our time.
A couple more days, he'll be on our sidewalk!
S7 E23Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part I)
Roz is not keen on Frasier's suggestion that he accompany her to Daphne's wedding
Frasier, I can't go with you. I mean, going to a wedding with your boss is like going to the prom with your brother.
Niles and I did not go to the prom together! *pause* Our dates got sick, and we went stag!
In retrospect- yes, we should've canceled the carriage, but hindsight is 20/20!
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