Daphne chastises Martin for flirting with her friend Pam
Well, she was flirting right back. I saw her giving me the once-over.
Yeah, she looked once and it was over.
S6 E8The Seal Who Came to Dinner
After the police arrive, Fraiser tries to explain the situation to Officer McLean.
MMcLean
You found a dead seal?
Yes.
MMcLean
And it was wearing a peignior?
Now that's ludicrous. We put the pegnoir on it!
Niles is suspected of murder after he is seen dumping a body into the sea from a rowing boat
My wife is alive! She's in Antwerp having her elbows done!
Oh, give it up, Niles. Even I didn't believe that one!
S6 E9Roz, a Loan
Dad, have you seen Frasier's frittata pan?
(looks at him) Hi, Marty Crane. I don't believe we've met.
I got canned last Friday for saying something on the air. I was talking with this golfer chick who said she wants to enter the Women's Open. Like I'm supposed to leave that alone.
S6 E10Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz
Helen asks Niles to propose a toast, and he is keen to uphold the Jewish façade
L'Chaim! Mazal Tov! Next year in Jerusalem!
[quietly] Take it down a notch, Tevye.
This continues when Martin discovers the guests and complains that no one informed him
Niles, why don't you see if you can go help Dad in the kitchen?
Oh, all right, but he'll probably just kvetch at me and frankly I don't need the tsuris…
Niles! [mouths] Half that!
S6 E11Good Samaritan
Niles has come to the police station to bail Frasier out.
(to the desk sergeant) Excuse me, if you could get our bill together, we're ready to settle up here.
Frasier sits his son down and tries to explain the trouble he has been in
For the next couple of days, you're going to hear some rather nasty stories and some snide jokes about your old man.
Mom's coming?
S6 E12Our Parents, Ourselves
Roz has just mimed a Hail Mary pass to help Frasier out when a caller starts talking about American football
I'm impressed you're so good at charades.
I'm impressed you could mime a virgin.
Frasier and Roz worry about growing old alone, and Frasier casually suggests a pact
You mean, like, in forty years, if neither one of us finds anyone…
Yeah, exactly, we'll marry each other.
I was gonna say kill each other.
Six of one...
S6 E13The Show where Woody Shows Up
Frasier returns from a terrible evening at the karaoke bar
For starters, Woody sang “What Kind of Fool Am I?” Quickly turned into an audience participation number. Then Gil and Noel did a charming duet with “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better”. They were both wrong.
Woody has announced he has to leave Seattle ahead of schedule, having learned that his daughter has an ear infection
Goodbye, Woods. (closes the door) God bless the virus that invaded that little girl's ear canal!
S6 E15To Tell the Truth
(fears that his feelings for Daphne will be made public in court)
Tomorrow everyone will know, including Daphne. And this is how she's going to find out. I wanted to whisper it to her over a candlelight dinner, not have it read back to her by a court stenographer.
Dad, we are talking about perjury! When is that ever acceptable?
Oh, you want an example? Fine! Let's say, uh, what if there was a comet hurtling towards the earth...
Oh, for God's sake!
And you were the only person who could save the earth, but the only way to do it is by lying under oath. Would you do it then?
Who am I lying to, the comet?
Oh, just answer the question!
All right, I suppose in certain extreme cases...
So, then you'd lie?
To save mankind from a talking comet, yes!
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