I can't believe you're being so casual about this. You realise your asking me to do something entirely unethical?
Oh for God's sake. Nobody's even going to know!
That's the point! Ethics are what we do when no-one else is looking. For heaven's sake I learned that from you. Are you saying you wouldn't have any trouble with this?
Let me tell you something. One time when I was on the force I saw a guy shoot somebody. When we caught him I started to read him his rights. But he slipped out of his cuffs and he swung at me so I didn't have a chance to finish. Two months later, I'm on the stand and his lawyer asks me if I read him his rights in full. Now, if I say no, this guy walks. And this guy's been in and out of jail all his life; he could have read me his rights. So I say "Yes, I did, I read them in full." I lied under oath. Now you might think I did an unethical thing but there's not a doubt in my mind that I did the right thing.
The message from the Walburts start Frasier and Niles arguing about who "that other one" refers to
This is absurd! Why don't we just call Allison up and ask her what she thinks is so strange about us? We can both get on an extension.
(sarcastic) Better yet, why don't we just get on a bicycle built for two, ride over there and ask her what's so strange about us.
As soon as Niles has left, Frasier decides that he must not be upstaged at the lunch on account of his IQ
Niles will be sitting there rambling on with the geniuses about the cosmos, black holes, matter, antimatter, and I won't matter at all!
Roz has been flirting with Dr. Nora's producer, George, while Frasier declares war on Dr. Nora herself
You don't actually buy all this "no sex" stuff of hers, do you?
Fraiser has brought in Dr. Nora's mother to reconcile and to end their war as Roz shows Mrs. Mulhern in. Frasier lowers the receiver so Nora doesn't hear him say:
Mrs. Mulhern. [Mrs. Mulhern goes into the radio booth and stands behind Nora].
MMulhern
You little whore! [Four sets of jaws drop — Frasier's, Roz's, George's and Nora's].
MMulhern
So, you thought you could get away from me, did you? Thought you could leave me to rot in that dump without barely enough cash for a bottle of Mateus! You'll pay for that, missy!
[jumping for joy] I was wrong, Frasier! Your way is better! [Frasier tries to enter the booth].
Mrs. Mulhern— [She shoves him out and locks the door].
MMulhern
Keep out of this!
NNora
Mother, please! I am doing my show!
MMulhern
Yes, you're Little Miss Perfect now, aren't you? Telling everybody else how wicked they are! They should hear about your past! [Frasier tries to enter through the other door].
Mrs. Mulhern, please! [She shoves him out and locks the other door].
MMulhern
The shame you brought on me, you ungrateful tramp!
NNora
[crying] Mother, please, I'm a good girl now.
MMulhern
How you were paid — paid! — to leave town, by that nice boy's family.
For God's sake, Nora, go to a commercial!
NNora
There, Seattle, now you know what I mean when I say there are some people you just don't need in your life! [goes to commercial] Help me out, George! [She throws off her headphones and rushes into the producer's booth].
MMulhern
What are they paying you here? I want my cut! [George closes the door and fights to hold it shut].
NNora
I knew that you hated me, but I just can't believe you could be so cruel!
I was trying to help! She seemed delightful on the phone!
MMulhern
[knocking on the glass] I want fifty dollars right now!
NNora
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO MOVE BEFORE I'M FINALLY RID OF HER?! [She runs out into the hallway. Mrs. Mulhern goes out the other door to head her off].
[yelling after her] Nora, I'm sorry!
MMulhern
[yelling after her] You owe me, missy! I gave you life! [Nora screams like a madwoman while George runs out after them]].
Frasier, we've got dead air! [Frasier goes into the radio booth while Roz shuts the doors and grabs some carts]
[hits "On Air"] Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I'm sure Dr. Nora's listeners join me in hoping she and her mother can resolve these differences very soon. They're off to a bit of a bumpy start. [Nora screams again as the chase takes them by the booth].
But at least the lines of communication are open.
[Another scream comes, louder and clearly audible over the air. Frasier can only gape at Roz].
