Frasier · Season 2
[Frasier is watching a daytime soap opera with Daphne and Martin]
My God, in one scene they've got Sky, Xena and Slate!
I don't think someone called "Frasier" should be pointing any fingers.
Is this the way you spend your days when I'm not at home?
Not quite. When you're not home, I can bloody well hear what they're saying!
Well, you wouldn't want to miss a line of this dialogue: "Oh Zirconia, can't you see Stone doesn't love you; he loves Placenta!"
(Gil announces that Orsini's is closing.)
And so tonight a sad adieu to the grande dame of Seattle restaurants.
(aside to Frasier) I thought he was the grande dame of Seattle restaurants
All right, stop it! Get a grip. You're not being asked to do anything that none of us hasn't done before in our own kitchens in our own homes! Now quick, Niles, kill five eels!
Wait, wait! What?
I'm serious! Every restaurant critic in Seattle is out there and they all want anguille, so start killing eels!
Wait, wait. How do you suggest I do that?
How do I know? You're the chef. Throw a toaster in the damn tank for all I care!
How much firepower do you suppose is necessary to embed a cherry in an acoustic ceiling tile?
Another question we should have asked ourselves before we entered the exiting world of food service.
[to Frasier] You unprincipled charlatan! You unconscionable fraud! [turns] Happy birthday, Dad.
[Martin blows out the candles of his birthday cake at the same time the power goes out.]
Well, at least we know there's nothing wrong with Dad's lungs...
[Niles leaves Frasier's apartment during a power outage. He returns a few minutes later, gasping for breath]
Nineteen floors down to my car! Garage door's electric! Can't open! Twenty floors back up! Lost count! Bad lady upstairs! Big dog! Need place to die!
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