Gil quotes from Frasier

Gil

And so tonight a sad adieu to the grande dame of Seattle restaurants.

Roz

(aside to Frasier) I thought he was the grande dame of Seattle restaurants

Gil

How on Earth did you get all that?

Bebe

Oh, we go way back, the Hammer and I. I know where the bodies are buried.... Usually, that's just a metaphor.

Gil

I must admit, I didn't notice he was all that handsome.

Roz

You didn't notice? You of all people?

Gil

Just what are you insinuating?

Roz

Well, you know... you're a little...

Gil

For your information, I happen to be a happily married man.

Frasier

You're... married?

Bulldog

To a woman?

Gil

Of course to a woman! Well, you've all heard me mention Deb. How many times have I said, "I must run along now, Deb will be waiting!"

Roz

We thought Deb was your cat.

Gil

She is not a cat! She is Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate, and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop! Honestly, the conclusions people make just because a man dresses well, and knows how to use a pastry bag! [exits in a huff]

Frasier

Well, that's the first time I've ever seen a man "in" himself.

Gil

Hello, all. Gil Chesterton here, with a toast to Roz Doyle. A wonderful coworker, and a good friend.

[Sounds of concurrence and chants of Hear, hear!]

Gil

Of course I, too, noticed Roz's sex appeal immediately. She had the same effect on all of us stallions in the KACL corral. [with obvious fervor] She made us want to paw the ground and rise up on our powerful haunches, fetlocks glistening. Smokey, Misty, Storm, away! [Gil downs his glass of wine in one long swig.]