[to Frasier] You unprincipled charlatan! You unconscionable fraud! [turns] Happy birthday, Dad.
“Dark Victory” · Season 2, Episode 24
In this episode: Niles Crane (3)
[Martin blows out the candles of his birthday cake at the same time the power goes out.]
Well, at least we know there's nothing wrong with Dad's lungs...
[Niles leaves Frasier's apartment during a power outage. He returns a few minutes later, gasping for breath]
Nineteen floors down to my car! Garage door's electric! Can't open! Twenty floors back up! Lost count! Bad lady upstairs! Big dog! Need place to die!
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