[Frasier is watching a daytime soap opera with Daphne and Martin]
Is this what you do when I'm not at home?
Not quite. When you're not home I can bloody well hear what they're saying!
You wouldn't want to miss a line of this dialogue: "Oh Zirconia, can't you see Stone doesn't love you, he loves Placenta!"
I don't think someone called "Frasier" should be pointing any fingers.
[After Bebe has treated Daphne as a slave, she brings Bebe a snack]
Will there be anything else?
No, you run along, I'm fine.
You're sure now? Because I could wait until you've finished the biscuit and floss your teeth for you!
[Frasier is watching a daytime soap opera with Daphne and Martin]
My God, in one scene they've got Sky, Xena and Slate!
I don't think someone called "Frasier" should be pointing any fingers.
Is this the way you spend your days when I'm not at home?
Not quite. When you're not home, I can bloody well hear what they're saying!
Well, you wouldn't want to miss a line of this dialogue: "Oh Zirconia, can't you see Stone doesn't love you; he loves Placenta!"
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