Sure, sure. And there'll be a check in the mail sometime after the first... [closes the door] asteroid hits Earth!
S10 E7Bristle While You Work
S10 E8Room with a View
Frasier is arguing with the surgeon about Niles's operation
SDr. Schaeffer
Look, in my expert opinion, I'm doing what's best for this patient.
And my expert opinion says otherwise.
SDr. Schaeffer
[calm, but annoyed] Well, if you're such an expert, maybe you should perform the surgery.
Maybe I will.
[whining] Dad...
[sternly] Frasier, you're not operating on your brother.
According to my timetable, Niles is probably off the bypass pump now. All the blockages have been bypassed and the myocardium is now receiving normal blood.
How come you know all this but you're stumped by an electric barbecue fork?
Because the human body was not designed by some idiot in Japan.
S10 E10We Two Kings
[Roz encourages Frasier to air his grievances about Christmas]
Come on, Frasier, talk to me. Use your words.
It's just so egregious!
Smaller words.
Why do you have to make everything so difficult?
Excuse me, Niles, but I’ve got news for you: Copernicus called, and you are not the center of the universe!
S10 E11Door Jam
Niles is determined to find out what lies beyond the "Platinum" door at the day spa
AAttendant
I'm sorry. Sir? You're not allowed through there. Please remain in the relaxation grotto.
As the attendent leaves, Fraiser becomes peevish
Please remain... in the relaxation grotto?
Niles appears distraught
Have crueler words ever been spoken?
Fraiser carries Niles to the the "Platinum" door
Niles! Healing warmth and light! It must be a magnificent solarium!
Goodbye sweet and edible facials, hello radiant life-giving sun!
Frasier carries Niles through the "Platinum" door which then closes behind them. Beside them is a dumpster and piles of trash
It's beautiful, it's beautiful!
Yes! This is where we belong!
S10 E13Lilith Needs a Favor
AAlbert
My ex-wife used to say she could tell when I was nervous because I'd turn off white.
I can empathize. After a long night, I once had to color my under-eye circles with Liquid Paper.
Would we sleep together?
I was thinking we could freeze your sperm.
Is that a "yes" or "no"?
S10 E14Daphne Does Dinner
As usual, Frasier has to save the day.
As usual, Martin has to hear about it.
[Daphne guards a veiled painting from a curious guest]
You've got two choices: you can either walk away from the painting, or you can limp away from the painting.
S10 E15Trophy Girlfriend
Chelsea and Frasier celebrate their mixed doubles win. Frasier cannot resist gloating in front of his brother
There's no 'i' in team.
Like there is in Niles!
Well, I'm proud of you two. Squash may not be the toughest sport, but it's still technically a sport.
What? Squash can be pretty tough! (Martin scoffs) Oh, no, no, no, no. I once saw a guy break his leg in a mid-court collision. The bone was poking through his skin, and he still finished the point.
(surprised) That's the game you guys play?
(fighting nausea) Hell, yeah!
(reading a note in Chelsea's office) Please excuse my daughter Ruby from P.E. She has a... "debilitating" disease. Nice try, Ruby.
Roz and Julia find a way to be friends: by insulting each other
JJulia
You know there's a place down the street that's open all night.
Just like your mouth?
JJulia
Just like your legs?
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