When Martin learns that Frasier's new boss is a woman, he expects his son to resent the situation
If I had trouble taking orders from a woman, Frederick would never have been conceived!
S3 E1She's the Boss
Eddie's barking at the Doberman upstairs is keeping Frasier awake. He is wearing a space collar following a recent fight
Oh, for God's sake! I am trying to get some sleep. I asked you to keep that dog quiet, and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!
Oh I'm sorry- was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be GUNPLAY IN MY LIVING ROOM!
S3 E2Shrink Rap
Frasier has conscripted Daphne and Martin to help him move into Niles' office
You know the best thing about gettin' old? Your hair may turn grey, your joints may stiffen, you may even have to walk with a cane...but people still ask you to help them move!
In the midst of an argument, Niles has just stormed out of his group therapy session, followed by his brother
Frasier, I have made a fist and I'm thinking of using it!
You are not scaring me...the thumb goes on the outside, Niles! On the outside!
S3 E3Martin Does It His Way
[Frasier has arrived home to find Eddie lying on the sofa.]
Dad? I thought we had an agreement. Eddie doesn't roll around on my sofa and I don't throw him in front of a bus.
[The Crane's are complaining about their Aunt Louise, who never liked anything, specially travelling]
She just sat around whining all the time about how she'd like to be in a warmer climate.
My guess is she finally made it!
S3 E4Leapin' Lizards
Well, that's one on me. Or rather, one on me and my call-screener, Roz, whose ancestors were once heard remarking, "Oh, what a nice wooden horse! Of course I'll sign for it."
[to caller] You're in the Doghouse.
CCaller
Hey, am I on?
Yeah, take as long as you want. [hangs up and goes to the next call]
S3 E5Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
Well, when I'm handing out baloney sandwiches this weekend at the homeless shelter, it will do my heart good to know that a bunch of wealthy men are swishing two-hundred-dollar bottles of wine and spitting it into silver buckets!
[sheepish] It's not like we don't recycle the bottles.
I cut myself because I was shaving without water, and why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes which called for Cecil, who ate the cat who killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!
S3 E6Sleeping With the Enemy
Frasier has been left to negotiate with Kate
KKate
Why are you gunning for me?
Gunning? For you? This isn't about you; it's about what you're doing to those people. It's the shame of Seattle.
KKate
No, no. This is about your ego, which is the size of Seattle!
Frasier fumes at the thought that Kate's behavior could just be that of a femme fatale
It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!
S3 E7The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl
I have a session with my multiple personality. Not to worry: if I'm late, he can just talk amongst himself.
[day after the broadcast]
Doc, I got one thing to say to you...
Go ahead, take your best shot.
I am so proud of you, man!
[He hugs Frasier.]
Well, doesn't that put the cherry on the parfait(!)
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