[Niles' bag of flour is showing signs of fire damage after being dried beside the hearth]
He caught on fire?
It was not as careless as you make it seem. After all, a real child would have cried before it burst into flames.
S2 E4Flour Child
S2 E5Duke's We Hardly Knew Ye
[Daphne is dressed up for a date, and is testing her perfume when Niles arrives]
[sniffs around Daphne] Is that "Forbidden"?
In every sense of the word!
[Martin reveals the truth about MeadowWood Properties' demolition plans while proposing a toast, prompting his sons to down their boilermakers]
To Duke's!
RRegulars
To Duke's!
[to Duke] Two more!
S2 E6The Botched Language of Cranes
[Frasier has declined to make a personal appearance at a hospital.]
What? You're turning down a hospital?
Don't look at me that way.
Hey, I'm with you. I hate the way those whiny sick people are always nagging you for things. "I want a magazine!" "I want a kidney!"
Good afternoon, Seattle. This is Dr. Frasier Crane, KACL 780. Well, it's another gray, depressing day here in the Emerald City. Here's hoping we can brighten up your afternoon. We hold it our personal duty to banish your rainy day blues. But first, a message from a new sponsor. [reads] "Death is inevitable"...
S2 E7The Candidate
It makes me glad we don't have so many guns in England.
You don't need guns: you got kidney pie.
[Despite a shocking revelation about Patterson, Niles is still keen for him to defeat Thorpe]
Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?
At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.
S2 E8Adventures in Paradise
[Martin remembers how he met his wife.]
Hester was a psychiatrist, so every now and again the department would have her run up a profile on a suspect. I remember the first time I met her. It was over the chalk outline of a murder victim. She drew a little smile on the head of the outline, and I drew a pair of eyes, and before you knew it we were laughing like a couple of kids.
Dad, you're a ghoul.
I was joking. We couldn't draw on the outline. They hadn't moved the body yet.
[Niles' Freudian slip]
If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast, and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find, a few years down the line, that the person isn't really right for you, and then what happens if you meet the right person? Someone who really excites you and makes you feel alive, but you can't act upon it because you're trapped in a stale, albeit comfortable Maris!...Marriage...I have to go now.
S2 E9Adventures in Paradise (Part II)
[Lilith introduces her boyfriend to Frasier]
Brian is a seismologist at MIT.
Oh, well, that's perfect: Brian being a seismologist, and you having so many faults.
[Frasier is angry with Lilith for interrupting his time with Madeline]
My God, woman, I'd drive a stake through your heart but I don't think anything could kill you!
S2 E10Burying a Grudge
There's nothing wrong with Maris that wouldn't be cured by a little sun, some exercise and a personality.
I had a mole removed.
Where?
Just south of Manchester.
I meant, where on your body?
So did I.
S2 E11Seat of Power
[Confronted with Danny again, Niles is having trouble controlling his anger. Frasier takes him in hand]
I can't go in there and talk to him. If the coward turns his back on me, I'll attack him again!
No you won't. You're not a child any more. Now come with me: I'm taking you to the bathroom!
Oh, for God's sake, Eddie, don't drink out of the toilet! Some guy just had his head in there!
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