A laundry chute. It's perfect! The lunatic can never find-
[spits the water out] *gasps* Wilt!
WiltSorry!
Wilt
(feeling worried) Sorry!
Wilt
Sorry!
For now, hide me back in here before he finds me and I get squashed!
Wilt
So- (shakes his head) Say what?
Hide me in here before I get squashed.
Wilt
You really take your hide and seek seriously!
I'm not playing hide and seek! I'm playing hide and not get my face pulverized!
Wilt
I don't know that game.
The other big, scary, new guy wants to punch my face in at 4:00 p.m. Apparently, I said something that seems to "offend" him!
Wilt
What did you say?
A bunch of us were becoming the silliest persons awhile ago, and nowadays, the other new guy likes to walk in. And besides, he's really tall, so I asked him, "How's the weather up there?"
Wilt
A joke?
Wilt
(getting really steamed) A joke?!
Wilt
I'm not laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and sniggering!
Wilt
Over my head? Was anything supposed to happen to jokes?
I don't see what the big, tall deal is.
Wilt
Of course you don't! No one ever does! "How's the weather up there?" Well, how's the weather down there?!
Partly cloudy, 20% chance of- You know what? This isn't helping me. Just shut the door and put it on gentle.
Wilt
Oh, no, I am not helping you hide! I, for one person, applaud the other new guy! You're getting exactly what you deserve to do!
(overjoyed) A racecar bed?! I'm finally getting a racecar bed?!
Wilt
No. You're getting your own "desserts"!
Wilt
A real taste of your own medicine!
Is it bubblegum flavored?
Wilt
No, Bloo, but you're gonna take it cuz you must take it anyways! Your own days of insensitivity towards us non-smalls are over nowadays! Before the clock strikes four and goes, it strikes!
Oh yeah? Not if I strike first.
[on a camping trip, Wilt is stuck in quicksand as a bear has just shown up]
Run for your lives, boys! I'll stave him off!
Wilt
Don't worry Mac. I'll probably sink before the bear gets me.
Is this the flight to Europe?
TTicket Agent
Yes, it is. You just made it.
I like to have them! [gets them out of his backpack but realizes they're not in there]
[Later, everyone returns home]
[annoyed] Grandma, we're home!
Oh, Master Mac. I'm upset by your careless behavior. My schedule is null and void.
EEdurado
I es muy disappointed in you, Señor Mac.
Wilt
Usually, I can forgive anything, but… [sniffs] I'm sorry. This is going to take me a while. Is that okay?
Real nice, Mac. Do you know how long I've been looking forward to this trip? I wouldn't give it up for the world. For the world.
But they were in my backpack, I swear.
[Christmas Eve; Mac arrives at Foster's where all the imaginary friends are decorating for Christmas]
BEBloo, Eduardo, Wilt, and Coco
Mac!
Wilt
Come on in, Mac! We saved the star for you! Is that okay?
Are you kidding? Of course it's o… [Wilt picks him up] Whoa! [places the star on top of the tree]
Wilt
[sets Mac back down] I'm sorry, but I'm so excited!
Wilt
That's right! 'Cause tomorrow is our first Christmas with Mac and Bloo! This is gonna be the best Christmas ever!
Oh, this is going to be the worst Christmas ever! Where is Miss Frances?
Wilt
Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. H. I think she went out.
Oh, for goodness sake! Probably out holiday shopping again I suppose! She's neglected to pay these utility bills on time just like she did last December! The world does not stop turning for the holidays you know! She should expect to find a good talking-to under the tree this year! Hmph!
Wow, I didn't know Mr. Herriman was such a Scrooge.
Wilt
Oh, he's not so bad. He gets a little stressed, but every year he makes sure there's just enough money to get every friend in the house one whole Christmas present.
Whoo-hoo, I win! [confidently] He meant "biggest for your size." I'm huge for my size.
Wilt
Sorry Bloo, everybody knows I'm the biggest.
You es the tallest. I am biggest! I have the most muscle.
Wilt
I'm sorry Ed, but that's not true. You're all fur. I'm a lean, mean, muscle machine! [wiggles his arms to demonstrate] Look at that, Look at that!
[Wilt proceeds to wiggle his arms out while the other friends try to imitate him.]
[holds his arms out, but cannot wiggle them] I do that! I do that!
[stands on her head to wiggle her legs but is unable to do so] Cococo! Woop woop woop! Cococo!
[holds his arms out while jumping in the air] Am I doing it? Am I doing it?
Wilt
[singsong mockingly] ♪You can't do it, you can't do it!♪
That's not muscles! I'll show you muscles!
[On your marks] Cococo? [Get set] Coco. [Go] CO!
[It's a race to make an object the fastest. Coco is putting her banana and pinwheel inside of the bucket and bangs them with a tire. Everyone else is puzzled]
I don't get it! What'd we do?!
[Wilt is now seen sticking his Pinwheel in the middle of his tire.]
Wilt
Is this okay?
[Coco is then seen peeling her banana open.]
Eat it?! Are we suppose to eat it?!
[Bloo quickly eats his banana whole. Coco meanwhile is smearing her banana all over the tire, sticking her Pinwheel in the center of the tire, and then covering them all with her bucket. The stopwatch goes off and Coco runs around clucking in victory. Peanut Butter assembled his items wrong]
PBPeanut Butter
Oh, so the bucket goes on top.
[Bloo frustratedly shoves Peanut Butter away from the group as Coco hopes around everyone taunting them.]
♪Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cocococo!♪
That is no fair! You know the answer because you make up the game!
Wilt
Yeah, if we're gonna compete against each other, it should be a game with rules that we all know.
Okay, I am brave, I am brave, I am brave!
[Wilt gives a thumbs up to the 2 headed dragon to flame up the hoop for Eduardo]
[repeatedly] I'm not that brave, I'm not that brave, I'm not that brave...
Wilt
[wavingly through the hoop] We're ready when you are, Eduardo!
You know, I think I can live with scaredy cat. [Eduardo starts to do his stunt and Bloo comes with the card]
[Eduardo and Bloo slides down to the ramp and jumps as Bloo gets the card]
[Eduardo activates the parachute in his bag but Bloo uses his card with a tricycle, but he gets burned himself by the hoop and crashes and everyone cheers at Eduardo who becomes brave]
NNewsman
The city... [quickly pans left to part of the city, which is destroyed] ...is in turmoil! And I'm running for my life!
[A monster slams its tail on the road and roars. The Foster's tour bus comes up and Coco, Wilt, Eduardo, and Frankie exit it. Frankie is holding two steaks, Wilt and Eduardo are holding cages, and Coco is holding a piece of rope.]
Don't panic! It's just an imaginary friend! It's perfectly... [The monster roars at Frankie.] ...harmless!
Wilt
We're gonna need a bigger cage. [The monster uses its tail to grab Wilt] I'm sorry but whoooooooa!
I'll save you Wilt! [charges at the monster. The monster roars at him, causing him to back up.]
I was thinking you might need a super heroic hand!
Here you are, Master Wilt. Top stair, section 12. [Wilt steams up in irritation] Is there a problem?
Wilt
[calmly] I was just thinking. You know how my head gets cut off in the picture each year?
Wilt
I was thinking maybe, (this year,) if it's not too hard, [squats down] I could stand a little lower so that doesn't, you know, happen. If that's okay.
You mean not stand with the other W's? No, no, no, no, no. Everyone must get things organized anyhoo. It's only one reason what needs to make another sense.
Wilt
Then maybe I could have a chair.
Master Wilt, I dare say, if you stand in a chair, we shall see less of you.
Wilt
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
[Everyone returns home, all banned from the beach by the governor due to Wilt involving an incident with jellyfish and sand]
[enters the foyer, seeing Mac and Bloo cleaning the floor] I do say, Masters Mac and Blooregard. This is a pleasant surprise. Did you spend the entire day cleaning?
[dismissive] No. We did nothing all day. Nothing.
[angrily scolding Wilt as they enter] One day, Wilt! That's all I asked for. One day to relax and not worry about anything, and you ruined it!
Wilt
[ashamed] I'm sorry, Frankie. I don't know what got into me.
I don't either. Now I wanna go back, try to clean all of that sand, and somehow find homes for all those jellyfish. [to all the other imaginary friends] You're all banned from the beach! That's what the governor said!
Wilt
I'll punish myself now, if that's okay. [walks away, followed by the other imaginary friends]
[to Mac] I wish I could be you, Mac. No job, no responsibilities. [kneels down to him] You will never be a child again. Don't let it pass you by. [puts her hands on Mac's shoulders] All that matters is right here, right now. Take advantage of every precious moment. This is your favorite time to do the other very awesome things. [walks off]
This is Scooter. He's a great friend. He eats sandwich crusts, lima beans, and very old really cold pork chops. Scooter is very awesome because you can't be allergic to him because you can't, because it's totally impossible. And also you don't have to worry about him biting because his teeth are made of gum. What do you think? You want to adopt him? Huh? Do you? Do you?
How about something a little more sporty? More flashy? What do I need to do to get you with a friend today?
GGirl
Do you have this in pink?
[blue imaginary friend frowns]
Here's Wilt, he'll help you with the superficial adoption forms.
Wilt
Don't worry, this is really easy. [puts stacks of paperwork on table]
[Bloo, Wilt, and Eduardo show up at Mac's apartment at 1:00 A.M. in the other middle of the other night, for a slumber party]
[to Bloo; whispering quietly] You invited Wilt, Ed, and Coco over, too?!
Not Coco. It's boys only.
Wilt
[referring to the apartment] This is a really nice place, Mac. Not that I'm surprised. I mean, not that you have to live in a nice place to be a nice person. I mean, it is nice to say nice people can't live in nice places, too. Like you, for example, because you're a nice person. I'm sorry. Does that make sense?
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