Mr. Herriman and Wilt in “Unfinished Business”

Mr. Herriman

Here you are, Master Wilt. Top stair, section 12. [Wilt steams up in irritation] Is there a problem?

Wilt

[calmly] I was just thinking. You know how my head gets cut off in the picture each year?

Mr. Herriman

Yes.

Wilt

I was thinking maybe, (this year,) if it's not too hard, [squats down] I could stand a little lower so that doesn't, you know, happen. If that's okay.

Mr. Herriman

You mean not stand with the other W's? No, no, no, no, no. Everyone must get things organized anyhoo. It's only one reason what needs to make another sense.

Wilt

Then maybe I could have a chair.

Mr. Herriman

Master Wilt, I dare say, if you stand in a chair, we shall see less of you.

Wilt

Oh, yeah. Thanks.