A laundry chute. It's perfect! The lunatic can never find-
(muffled) Heeeeeeeeelp!!
[spits the water out] *gasps* Wilt!
Sorry!
What were you thinking?!
(feeling worried) Sorry!
You really scared me!
Sorry!
For now, hide me back in here before he finds me and I get squashed!
So- (shakes his head) Say what?
Hide me in here before I get squashed.
You really take your hide and seek seriously!
I'm not playing hide and seek! I'm playing hide and not get my face pulverized!
I don't know that game.
The other big, scary, new guy wants to punch my face in at 4:00 p.m. Apparently, I said something that seems to "offend" him!
What did you say?
Nothing.
A bunch of us were becoming the silliest persons awhile ago, and nowadays, the other new guy likes to walk in. And besides, he's really tall, so I asked him, "How's the weather up there?"
A joke!
A joke?
Yeah.
(getting really steamed) A joke?!
I'm not laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and sniggering!
Must go over your head.
Over my head? Was anything supposed to happen to jokes?
I don't see what the big, tall deal is.
Of course you don't! No one ever does! "How's the weather up there?" Well, how's the weather down there?!
Partly cloudy, 20% chance of- You know what? This isn't helping me. Just shut the door and put it on gentle.
Oh, no, I am not helping you hide! I, for one person, applaud the other new guy! You're getting exactly what you deserve to do!
(overjoyed) A racecar bed?! I'm finally getting a racecar bed?!
No. You're getting your own "desserts"!
A real taste of your own medicine!
Is it bubblegum flavored?
No, Bloo, but you're gonna take it cuz you must take it anyways! Your own days of insensitivity towards us non-smalls are over nowadays! Before the clock strikes four and goes, it strikes!
Oh yeah? Not if I strike first.
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