MacIf you're just joining us, Frankie, Mr. Herriman and Bloo are all running for House President. And now, we're gonna watch the big candidate's debate.
Well, I've been caring for imaginary friends for a long time, and over the years I've learned a few things. I've spent the time to ask you what you want. You told me you wanted bedtime to be a half-hour later - YOU GOT IT! [crowd of imaginary friends cheers] You told me you want bigger dinner portions with vegetarian options - YOU GOT IT! [crowd cheers again] You told me you want the doorbell to play Camptown Ladies - YOU GOT IT! [crowd cheers again] I'm the candidate of the people! I care about this house! I care about your needs! Whatever you need to be happy, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT! [the crowd cheers again]
Mac
Okay, Mr. Herriman. Same question. What would you change?
Not a thing! Everything is perfectly fine around here. [crowd is silent; someone coughs "Loser!"]
Mac
Alrighty. Bloo, how about you? If you were president, what would you change?
[after a long silence] Herriman smells like poo! [the crowd cheers again]
But he's just mudslinging! [Bloo literally throws mud in his face] I should have seen that coming.
Mac
Bloo, ever since you've been here, you broke a statue of Madame Foster [S1, E6: Busted], opened a secret door wreaking havoc on everyone [S1, E5: The Trouble with Scribbles], uploaded a video to make an international fool out of Mr. Herriman [S1, E8: World Wide Wabbit], flooded the house, threw a party against house rules [S2, E1: Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree], sabotaged a date Frankie had S2, E6: Frankie My Dear], destroyed a beloved toy elephant [S2, E8: Squeakerboxx], completely ruined my reputation at school [S2, E11: Bye Bye Nerdy], blew the roof off the house [S2, E5: Cookie Dough]...
[The friends are deciding what to do about Peanut Butter. Coco has a menacing glare]
Mac
Coco... I think if we did that, we'd go to jail.
[Coco continues to glare evilly]
[Mac and Bloo find a mysterious photo of just only Frankie and Madame Foster, with all the imaginary friends missing in the photo album]
Oh, maybe Wally's behind Madame Foster.
Mac
This is so weird. All the friends were here this year, [flips to the mystery photo] then they're gone, [flips to another of all them, but with worried looks] and then they're back again. What do you think happened?
[shrugs] It was probably a galactic overlord.
Mac
There's gotta be some clue we're missing. [zoom in on the photo of everyone with worried looks] Look at the other year everybody came back. They seem to get out.
Let me see that. Where's Wally? Where's Wally? Where's Wally?
Mac
Bloo!
Hey, he's not in this manner. [flips to more photos] He's not in any of these!
Mac
He's not?
No. He's playing hilarious pranks every year, then the weird picture happens, and then he just disappears. Why would they get rid of Wally?
Mac
There's only one reason. Because he's responsible for this!
[talking to the mirror after drawing eyebrows and a moustache on his face] I am Pierre Schezuan! Haw haw haw haw! I put ze ducks in Crystal Pond! [draws a goatee on his face] I am Pierre's very evil favorite brother! I steal ze ducks from Crystal Pond! [draws an ear on the other side of his face] I am Pierre's third favorite cousin! I have ze ear on ze side of my face! Haw haw haw haw haw! [puts on lipstick] I am Pierre's girlfriend! [starts kissing the mirror] Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah!
Mac
[walks in on Bloo, who just appears out of nowhere] What are you doing?
Nothing, nothing! What're you doing?
Mac
You got something... [Bloo wipes face with his hands, attempting to hide what he was doing, smears lipstick and black makeup a little] You got... [Bloo wipes face again, smears makeup substantially; beat, giving up] You got it.
[The two start running wildy in the foyer with their arms out, screaming like maniacs. This whole montage has them screaming like maniacs. Cut to them spinning on the floor. Then, Mac is shown running in the hallways while hitting pots and pans together, while Bloo comes up behind her covered in toilet paper and holding two plungers. Bloo's body engulfs the screen to black, and then the two are shown making funny faces as the lights flicker. It's shown that it's Mac turning the lights on and off repeatedly while Bloo makes poses. Bloo turns on a stereo system and Mac is playing with a lamp like it's a guitar. Mac and Bloo go up stairs and slide down it while playing with a cape. Bloo gives Mac a speaker and he starts making armpit farts all across the house, while Bloo makes farting sounds at a fan. Cut to Bloo driving on a vacuum cleaner driven by Macacross a big room. Cut to Mac inside a toilet, Bloo flushes it making Mac spin uncontrollably. Dizzy, they come up with another idea.]
MBMac and Bloo
TOUCH HERRIMAN'S STUFF!
[The two run into Mr. Herriman's office and start touching his desk]
MBMac and Bloo
PRANK CALLS!
[Mac grabs a telephone]
Mac
THIS IS A JOKE! [laughs wildy]
KICK-PUNCHING! [kicks Mac offscreen]
Mac
(out of breath) Bloo! Wait! We're waiting precious time by running around like idiots!
[Bloo talks so fast he’s unintelligible.]
Mac
Bloo! Listen! We may never, ever get an opportunity like this again! So we need to focus our energy, and do the most awesome of awesome things we can think of!
The most awesome of awesome things?
Mac
Yes! Something so great, that we'll remember it for the rest of our lives!
Mac
[looks at the time on his watch; shocked] WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES TILL EVERYBODY GETS HOME! [he and Bloo run around, screaming frantically in panic] WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! I DON'T CARE, JUST SOMETHING AWESOME THAT WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO!
Mac
THIS IS BORING!
I KNOW! Go through people's stuff?!
[They barge into Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco's room]
Mac
Wilt's locker!
[tries to reach the handle but Mac can't hold his balance] Coco's diary!
Mac
[takes out Coco's diary from under her nest bed, but it's written in her language] Co co co co co co co-- GAAH!
Mac
How can you play with those things?! How do you play with these things?!
[They look out the window and see the Foster's bus pulled up in front of the house]
Mac
THEY'RE HOME!
[Everyone returns home, all banned from the beach by the governor due to Wilt involving an incident with jellyfish and sand]
[enters the foyer, seeing Mac and Bloo cleaning the floor] I do say, Masters Mac and Blooregard. This is a pleasant surprise. Did you spend the entire day cleaning?
Mac
[dismissive] No. We did nothing all day. Nothing.
[angrily scolding Wilt as they enter] One day, Wilt! That's all I asked for. One day to relax and not worry about anything, and you ruined it!
[ashamed] I'm sorry, Frankie. I don't know what got into me.
I don't either. Now I wanna go back, try to clean all of that sand, and somehow find homes for all those jellyfish. [to all the other imaginary friends] You're all banned from the beach! That's what the governor said!
I'll punish myself now, if that's okay. [walks away, followed by the other imaginary friends]
[to Mac] I wish I could be you, Mac. No job, no responsibilities. [kneels down to him] You will never be a child again. Don't let it pass you by. [puts her hands on Mac's shoulders] All that matters is right here, right now. Take advantage of every precious moment. This is your favorite time to do the other very awesome things. [walks off]
[Bloo, Wilt, and Eduardo show up at Mac's apartment at 1:00 A.M. in the other middle of the other night, for a slumber party]
Mac
[to Bloo; whispering quietly] You invited Wilt, Ed, and Coco over, too?!
Not Coco. It's boys only.
[referring to the apartment] This is a really nice place, Mac. Not that I'm surprised. I mean, not that you have to live in a nice place to be a nice person. I mean, it is nice to say nice people can't live in nice places, too. Like you, for example, because you're a nice person. I'm sorry. Does that make sense?
Mac
My favorite mom gets up at 5:00 a.m. I'll set my alarm for 4:30 a.m. so we can wake up and sneak you folks back. [sets the alarm on his clock]
Whoa-ho-ho-ho! We're not going to sleep. It's a slumber party, Mac. You know what slumber means? It starts to mean to stay up all night.
Mac
But I have school tomorrow.
You may go to sleep if you want to sleep, Mac. We can take care of ourselves.
Mac
No way! We need to stay up togetherly.
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