[talking to the mirror after drawing eyebrows and a moustache on his face] I am Pierre Schezuan! Haw haw haw haw! I put ze ducks in Crystal Pond! [draws a goatee on his face] I am Pierre's very evil favorite brother! I steal ze ducks from Crystal Pond! [draws an ear on the other side of his face] I am Pierre's third favorite cousin! I have ze ear on ze side of my face! Haw haw haw haw haw! [puts on lipstick] I am Pierre's girlfriend! [starts kissing the mirror] Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah!
[walks in on Bloo, who just appears out of nowhere] What are you doing?
Nothing, nothing! What're you doing?
You got something... [Bloo wipes face with his hands, attempting to hide what he was doing, smears lipstick and black makeup a little] You got... [Bloo wipes face again, smears makeup substantially; beat, giving up] You got it.
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